I want.
I want so very much.

Is anyone still up?
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:37, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Yup
Although I can currently hear my housemate masturbating. Damn these thin walls...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:38, Reply)

Do not want. Bang on the wall to put him off his stroke.
Have the flat to myself overnight tonight so am listening to truly awful cheesy power ballads and composing an epic of a gaz.
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:39, Reply)

He appears
to have stopped now.

The loud Japanese porn sounds have stopped.

Thank god I move out next week.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:40, Reply)

Oh dear God.
I've told my flatmate if I ever catch him with grot on my (new) PC I will cunt him in the fuck!

Hated house-sharing with inconsiderate fuckers; used to live under the most nauseating shagging couple, ever...
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:43, Reply)

Yeah
thats an annoying thing to live with. He's girlfriend lives abroad so theres a lot of... sexual... late night internet calls. With the volume on his computer turned up loud. He's too cheap to buy headphones.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:45, Reply)

FFS
he's started again...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:47, Reply)

D: that's quite some reload rate!
I suggest loud German dance music, or else the aforementioned bang-on-the-wall method. Especially if you do it out of stroke...

In a way though I understand; long distance sucks cock :(
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:48, Reply)

He's a horny little devil
I was given a couple of cds of Russian punk music the other week... that might work...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:49, Reply)

There's horny and then there's ... horny.
Yes. Make with the Russian punk!
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:00, Reply)

Mercifully
it is drowning the noise out. Its just unfortunate his bed is on the other side of the wall from my desk...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:02, Reply)

Oh noes
Earphones?
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:10, Reply)

I'm awake still
Drooling over the Bacon Implosion and Explosion still. They look so good.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:02, Reply)

How about:
www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:03, Reply)