I would just like to say
that Bacon Explosion is made of win. I may die fat and happy, but I have experienced perfection, my friends.

*bows down to the chef*

For those of you that don't know:

Here.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:34, 40 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

how are you typing through your heart attack?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:37, Reply)

The National Health Service are very accommodating these days...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:39, Reply)

One hand on heart, one hand on food





( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:39, Reply)

*spaffs*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)

Not enough bacon for you?
Try the Bacon Implosion!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)

HORNS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:41, Reply)

Yeah baby, I know how to push your buttons, obviously.
the way to your heart - tubes of meat!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Tubes of meat/cheesecake/beer...it's all good

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)

Jesus Christ
that looks almost worth a heart attack...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:41, Reply)

Sweet mother of pig god
That looks beautiful.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:49, Reply)

Al's cooking is all of the win
why do you think we're friends with him?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:50, Reply)

because of his mum.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:51, Reply)

Well her too of course...

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)

His mum is rather special, actually...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:30, Reply)

You could
eat it with this: www.baconnaise.com
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 23:51, Reply)

By Great Odin's Beard!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:30, Reply)

You
know it makes sense...

Baconnaise is the way forward...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:34, Reply)

They also
have: www.baconsalt.com

Theres a world of bacony goodness out there.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)

I want.
I want so very much.

Is anyone still up?
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:37, Reply)

Yup
Although I can currently hear my housemate masturbating. Damn these thin walls...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:38, Reply)

Do not want. Bang on the wall to put him off his stroke.
Have the flat to myself overnight tonight so am listening to truly awful cheesy power ballads and composing an epic of a gaz.
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:39, Reply)

He appears
to have stopped now.

The loud Japanese porn sounds have stopped.

Thank god I move out next week.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:40, Reply)

Oh dear God.
I've told my flatmate if I ever catch him with grot on my (new) PC I will cunt him in the fuck!

Hated house-sharing with inconsiderate fuckers; used to live under the most nauseating shagging couple, ever...
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:43, Reply)

Yeah
thats an annoying thing to live with. He's girlfriend lives abroad so theres a lot of... sexual... late night internet calls. With the volume on his computer turned up loud. He's too cheap to buy headphones.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:45, Reply)

FFS
he's started again...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:47, Reply)

D: that's quite some reload rate!
I suggest loud German dance music, or else the aforementioned bang-on-the-wall method. Especially if you do it out of stroke...

In a way though I understand; long distance sucks cock :(
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:48, Reply)

He's a horny little devil
I was given a couple of cds of Russian punk music the other week... that might work...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:49, Reply)

There's horny and then there's ... horny.
Yes. Make with the Russian punk!
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:00, Reply)

Mercifully
it is drowning the noise out. Its just unfortunate his bed is on the other side of the wall from my desk...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:02, Reply)

Oh noes
Earphones?
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:10, Reply)

I'm awake still
Drooling over the Bacon Implosion and Explosion still. They look so good.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:02, Reply)

How about:
www.porktopia.com/2009/03/porkgasm.html
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:03, Reply)

for all your bacon-related news
bacontoday.com/
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:02, Reply)

That's awesome.
A whole site devoted to delicious bacon. *drools*
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:10, Reply)

yeah...
the ``most popular'' list on there is mostly recipes. a way to die fat but very very happy.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:18, Reply)

I love the way there are already challengers to the Bacon Explosion
on "amount of bacon", "amount of general pig product" "chance of heart attack" and other relevant metrics.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:35, Reply)

This is more like it.
publicradiokitchen.org/2009/02/18/the-vegetable-explosion/
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:21, Reply)

I survived!
Is it wrong that the entire time we were eating I had one eye on the bacon explosion on the tray thinking "I'd tap that"?

Please say it's not.
( Captain V, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:24, Reply)

You'd tap anything made of meat.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 8:38, Reply)

My poo smelt of bacon this morning
most.satisfying.shit.ever
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)