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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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inserts joke about real-i-tea...
and runs!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:39, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
You'd better
run fast... I'm a dab hand at throwing toast
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)
ducks!
oh come on, forgive me! that was crying out to be had.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)
Well ok
*administers rueful admonishment*

Now sit back down at the table and stop playing with your knife and fork
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)
would you like a crispy won-ton?
i have 2 left, 1 chicken 1 prawn.

won-tons for brekky, how decadent!!!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)
Oooh
don't mind if I do... do we have doily's to eat them off?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)
indeed we do, pink ones.
it's the last one, prawn, enjoy...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)
*nom nom*
*dabs edges of mouth with a scented handkerchief*

*gives forth a satisfying eruction*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)
*gives forth a satisfying erection*
Rude!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:03, Reply)
*raises hand to mouth in shock and horror*
*calls for epsom salts*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)
this thread's getting a bit narrow!
i can barely squeeze my won-ton engorged body in here!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)
I think
I'm running out of epsom salts....
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)
Plus: SQUEEZE yourself like an octopus

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)
have you seen the size of me?
16stone of taut, agile plumber...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)
So... a large octopus?
Meh, you're smaller than me. Plus I am weak as all I lift is paper.

*feels hollow and unmanly inside*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
okay, here goes...
*gets corset, struggles into corset, tightens corset, passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)
Thats the spirit!
*heaves hard on corset strings*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)
must get thinner...
must die trying...
must eat anti-matter...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)
Still got plenty of space left...
on my wonderfully huge screen!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)
it keeps getting W I D E R
is this what it's like at the edge of the universe?
wow!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

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