I do
hear that it was up for sale on E-bay and only got 3 bids...

There could be stirrups... why am I trying to turn myself into some sort of manhorse?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:35, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Because you love being ridden,
and ridden hard. That's why.

And I wouldn't be surprised! just the other day my cat managed to make me fall while I was putting on my knickers in the morning. He jumped out of nowhere, I got a fright, and fell on my bum.
/elegant
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Ha
well possibly.

The whipping is usually optional tho'.

Wow... so you really do have no balance? Or a very scary cat.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Kind of both - my cat is a bit of a mental.
but I'm known for my lack of balance and clumsiness. I'm especially well known for falling up/down stairs at school, tripping, falling over my own feet. I also can't stand on two feet with my eyes closed without swaying like I'm drunk.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I used
to date a girl who kept on tripping over things.

She also used to try to keep on talking when swigging from a bottle of water... that didn't go well
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

hmmm
I used to be given leads in musicals because I could sing, but they always put me at the back or gave me the easiest possible steps because I couldn't dance to save my life.
I quit last year and haven't looked back. I resented those horrible dances.

EDIT: I also do that talking and drinking water thing. You'd think I'd've learned by now...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

Meh
I can't sing or dance.

I can, however, do strange things with my thumbs as they are double jointed.

I do, however, have to discover a way of making profit from this.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Circus time!
come on, I'll join you, I'm really really reaaaaaaaaaaally bendy freakishly flexible.

I can skip with my own arms. fact.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)