Hmn
I think a slag has to have more than one man... they would have had to be monogamous unless Adam was giving God a reach around...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:52, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I bet he was the filthy grot,
I bet he still does, haven't you ever wondered why people say "oh God!" when having intimate super fun happy times together?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

You know
gods a pervert.

I bet he watches people on the toilet.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I bet he does too,
don't those really really zealoty types always say "God is always with you"? Ick! some guy in white flowing robes 'as been watching me have vampyrecat time!
/covers self with sheets
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

You
have magic anti-god sheets?

I need those sheets!

The tinfoil isnt working
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

No I have normal bed sheets,
I just hope he can't see me through them. :(

Anywho - I'm going to fuck off and have a bath and give god the finger (fnarr) by having lots and lots of bubbles in it!

I'll be back later poppets!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Right oh
have fun, don't lose yr balance in the bath.

Hmm... I have editing to do... fun fun fun
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

shut up!
that was last week. I slipped while trying to get out. Damn those bubbles! they'll always get me one way or another!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

unless Adam was giving God a reach around...
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

Oh golly, but would he be able to reach?
isn't god meant to be like...HUGE? just, in general?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

No
he'd be very very small.

The creation of the universe is just the buying of a Ferrari writ large.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

God, renowned for his Girth!
has a ring to it...

anyway, i've got stuffs to do so possibly back in a while...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)