The one flatmate uses that I have to really try not to say is
"what is this faggotry?"

He also likes to point, narrow his eyes and yell "KITCHEN!" when I say something daft. Too much /b/ for him, too.
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

GA has got me onto "get to fuck clungemonkey"
and this place has inspired IRLuses of MTFU.

I like the kitchen one! I'm sure the Pet and I have more we do.

Something really funny happened today. Well, it's not really THAT funny, it's pretty baaaaad. But it made me giggle.
I'll get flamed for being horrifically irresponsible/endorsing illegalities though :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

I send MTFU by email at work spelled like that
since the only person I email who isn't a customer or a colleague has a swear filter on his email account.

Pet? Do explain.

If you don't want to post it, gaz me, I'm intrigued! :)
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

The Pet is a 16 year old boy I'm very good friends with
Intimate without being sexual, spend a lot of time smoking, cuddling, bitching, listening to music so loud the speakers fall over, that sort of shit.
I love him ♥
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Sounds much like my flatmate and I
except we have 18 months of relationship and sexy tiem behind us so it's not entirely platonic. I loves him a big huggy bunch. ♥

Random thought... can b3ta triforce?

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( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Not completely.
Never really understood that, I'm not enough of a /b/tard to be utterly immersed.

Ah. Hope that's working out ok, though - don't let yourself be used!
/big flashing lights of "WHAT TEH FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)

I dip in and out of /b/
and from what I can gather the triforce is something from Zelda that someone worked out how to do in ASCII. The ones who can't do it are newfags and the ones who can are oldfags. Or something.

The thing I like about flatmate is that know exactly where I stand with him; literally all we do is hang around and play games together - it's like living with your best friend :) he's not interested in another relationship and I'm only just sort of considering thawing to the idea...
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Ah right, I seeee
I'm not a gamer, though Ex was a massive Nintendo fan (slept with a stuffed Yoshi!?) I did see "OLDFAGS CAN'T BOXXY" and an ASCII box, so I guess that's the counter-insurgency. Or the cancer.

Well, that's good. I'd love to be like that with someone, except, you know, without the heartbreak and drama and tears and pre-come.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Flatmate is a huuuuuge gamer.
As I type he is creating levels on LittleBigPlanet and has today played that, Pokémon Platinum, and watched me suck at Red Alert 3, as well as downloading free demos off the PS3 Network. He's also the Grand Sonic Master of the Universe and hates the 3D games!

Me, not so much: I dip in and out of games and get bored quickly!

It's as much to do with the fact we were more like friends than a couple anyway, with added sexy tiem. I didn't want to split up at the time, but I do now realise it was probably for the best :)
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)

LOML loves his gaming, he's an elegan/tg/entleman
Which I laugh at him for, the fucking geek.

He sounds like a reet laugh. I probably would have got more into games if my daddy hadn't have been so dead against them /middleclass complaint blog Comics, too. My most-recent-ex was a comicgeek. I really want to read Sandman; massive Gaiman fan. Do you know he's apparently with Amanda Palmer now?

Ah. I've had that. Too much. Always ends up with me being traded in for a nicer, prettier, skinier model. Pah.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

I laugh at flatmate for his love of RA3
which has as much to do with sexy Russian birds in uniforms as anything else.

He is a total nutter; very hungover today after his night out last night and gets just as stupid off a bottle of Coke as he does a few pints of lager... give him sugar and he'll bounce off the walls for hours!

*flails* There's something utterly glorious about Neil Gaiman being with Amanda Palmer... I really hope that's true!

My first boyfriend traded me in for a younger model. I was 19 at the time. Fail.
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Nothing wrong with Russians!
*drifts off*
*hits head on wall*

Awww! I love people liek that. In small doses. I'd probably kill them after a short while though.
You'll like this: going to make this for my friend's birthday.
goatinacoat.blogspot.com/2008/02/how-to-make-axolotl-cake.html
I herd he lieks them.

Same! I would either, tbh. Can you imagine the kids? The lullabies and the bedtime stories?

Pshaw! Paedophile. One of the guys I was with recently is now dating a 14 year old.
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( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Nothing at all. No.
The dark-haired one he especially likes... something about her accent, apparently.

Hahaha :D I really, really want to make that cake now! I'm a creative retard but it would be so worth it to make an axolotl out of sponge... *ponders flatmate's next birthday, or next pay day*

They would either be the coolest or most fucked up kids in the world!

He is a bit of a paedo, he was 30 when I met him and I was 18 and too amazed an older man was interested in me to care. In fairness he is now engaged to this girl but she does look 14... scary jailbait creature. I'm also told she has to go elsewhere for fun since she's into BDSM and he won't go there!
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

How's your ankle?

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Not great; spazzed out on me at work a few weeks ago.
Of course this was the day they were videoing the department for company propaganda, and the day the boss took me off probation. He did book me a cab home and tend to my foot with ice lollies, though.

How are you my lovely?
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Ice lollies? Nice.
I'm fine thank you! It's been a loooooooong time since that fateful day in London. I know you've been though quit a bit since then - hope you're doing better now.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

It has. I miss commuting and wanted to come to last week's bash to meet lovely people.
Will definitely be coming to one in the near future!

Life's much the same as it ever was, bar us not being together any more. My father is still an unreasonable fuckhead, given that he's not so much as acknowledged his card, let alone me, but work's doing well - not at all busy! - and we've renewed the lease for another year. 99% of the time, all is fluffeh.
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I'm glad to hear it!

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)