If you google image yourself
how many photos of you show up on the first page of the search results?

I've got one of me with storm troopers :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:48, 73 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

None whatsoever.
Although someone with my name apparently works for Team Saatchi...
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

None of me
Farflung possible/probable relatives and German people with my first name.

Not surprising - when you search me on open google it's just my Facebook and school extracurriculars.

Unusual name FTW!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

I hid myself from Google Search on facebook.
Ninja internet presence FTW!
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Naaaaah, ceebs with that
If you search just the surname, you get:

someone who wrote a book on the Nuremberg Trials
My uncle, who works for UCL
A picture of an Amnesty event my mum organised at her school

Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Ceebs? RIS?
If you search the surname you get a director, a bishop who was burned at the stake, and a lady who writes sex guides.
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Oooh, sorry
it's a shortened-spoken-but-not-typed version of CBA.

/awaits flaming for using text-but-it's-not-speech

I almost got kicked out of AA's house when I was there a while back for saying "lol".
Sorry, Aggy.

Sex guides? Wooyay!
That reminds me. I'm going to search for someone I know.

AND THAT CoMES UP.
Ha.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

I said *cries* to Wookiee the other day
using hands to indicate stars.
He nearly lamped me.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Ha! That's brilliant!
My ex-best-friend used to talk in third-person-without-the-pronoun quite a bit, as in

"I'm just going to do something, makes some tea" with the "makes some tea" in a different tone of voice.
I loved him :(

Speaking of which, my friend got chlamydia and he doesn't know where from. The girl he THOUGHT he caught it off made her ex take a test, and he doesn't have it.
So who was STD?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
4chan has ruined me for English.
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

MINDPISS
but who was imitation first?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

*makes some tea*
That's funny. I might do that sometime to annoy him further.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

It was quite endearing
Until I realised he was a twat.

He does spout memes from time to time, especially "I'm chargin' mah lazer/I'm in charge of Malaysia" and "Shit was so cash"

I would forgive him.
But I might not.
He probably has chlamydia now.
Twunt.
/bitter

Definitely go for it
*endorses*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

I have a meme with someone
which he emails to me at work to make me laugh. All I have to do is see Outlook pop up with it and I'm giggling.
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Ahh, I see.
I say "you fail" to flatmate a lot, and often "I can has [thing]?"

Scary photo!
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

The theng es
the person I searched for is incredibly beautiful.

:(

I feel "but who was X?" is going to be my new thing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

The one flatmate uses that I have to really try not to say is
"what is this faggotry?"

He also likes to point, narrow his eyes and yell "KITCHEN!" when I say something daft. Too much /b/ for him, too.
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

GA has got me onto "get to fuck clungemonkey"
and this place has inspired IRLuses of MTFU.

I like the kitchen one! I'm sure the Pet and I have more we do.

Something really funny happened today. Well, it's not really THAT funny, it's pretty baaaaad. But it made me giggle.
I'll get flamed for being horrifically irresponsible/endorsing illegalities though :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

I send MTFU by email at work spelled like that
since the only person I email who isn't a customer or a colleague has a swear filter on his email account.

Pet? Do explain.

If you don't want to post it, gaz me, I'm intrigued! :)
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

The Pet is a 16 year old boy I'm very good friends with
Intimate without being sexual, spend a lot of time smoking, cuddling, bitching, listening to music so loud the speakers fall over, that sort of shit.
I love him ♥
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Sounds much like my flatmate and I
except we have 18 months of relationship and sexy tiem behind us so it's not entirely platonic. I loves him a big huggy bunch. ♥

Random thought... can b3ta triforce?

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( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Not completely.
Never really understood that, I'm not enough of a /b/tard to be utterly immersed.

Ah. Hope that's working out ok, though - don't let yourself be used!
/big flashing lights of "WHAT TEH FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)

I dip in and out of /b/
and from what I can gather the triforce is something from Zelda that someone worked out how to do in ASCII. The ones who can't do it are newfags and the ones who can are oldfags. Or something.

The thing I like about flatmate is that know exactly where I stand with him; literally all we do is hang around and play games together - it's like living with your best friend :) he's not interested in another relationship and I'm only just sort of considering thawing to the idea...
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Ah right, I seeee
I'm not a gamer, though Ex was a massive Nintendo fan (slept with a stuffed Yoshi!?) I did see "OLDFAGS CAN'T BOXXY" and an ASCII box, so I guess that's the counter-insurgency. Or the cancer.

Well, that's good. I'd love to be like that with someone, except, you know, without the heartbreak and drama and tears and pre-come.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Flatmate is a huuuuuge gamer.
As I type he is creating levels on LittleBigPlanet and has today played that, Pokémon Platinum, and watched me suck at Red Alert 3, as well as downloading free demos off the PS3 Network. He's also the Grand Sonic Master of the Universe and hates the 3D games!

Me, not so much: I dip in and out of games and get bored quickly!

It's as much to do with the fact we were more like friends than a couple anyway, with added sexy tiem. I didn't want to split up at the time, but I do now realise it was probably for the best :)
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)

LOML loves his gaming, he's an elegan/tg/entleman
Which I laugh at him for, the fucking geek.

He sounds like a reet laugh. I probably would have got more into games if my daddy hadn't have been so dead against them /middleclass complaint blog Comics, too. My most-recent-ex was a comicgeek. I really want to read Sandman; massive Gaiman fan. Do you know he's apparently with Amanda Palmer now?

Ah. I've had that. Too much. Always ends up with me being traded in for a nicer, prettier, skinier model. Pah.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

I laugh at flatmate for his love of RA3
which has as much to do with sexy Russian birds in uniforms as anything else.

He is a total nutter; very hungover today after his night out last night and gets just as stupid off a bottle of Coke as he does a few pints of lager... give him sugar and he'll bounce off the walls for hours!

*flails* There's something utterly glorious about Neil Gaiman being with Amanda Palmer... I really hope that's true!

My first boyfriend traded me in for a younger model. I was 19 at the time. Fail.
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Nothing wrong with Russians!
*drifts off*
*hits head on wall*

Awww! I love people liek that. In small doses. I'd probably kill them after a short while though.
You'll like this: going to make this for my friend's birthday.
goatinacoat.blogspot.com/2008/02/how-to-make-axolotl-cake.html
I herd he lieks them.

Same! I would either, tbh. Can you imagine the kids? The lullabies and the bedtime stories?

Pshaw! Paedophile. One of the guys I was with recently is now dating a 14 year old.
¬¬
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Nothing at all. No.
The dark-haired one he especially likes... something about her accent, apparently.

Hahaha :D I really, really want to make that cake now! I'm a creative retard but it would be so worth it to make an axolotl out of sponge... *ponders flatmate's next birthday, or next pay day*

They would either be the coolest or most fucked up kids in the world!

He is a bit of a paedo, he was 30 when I met him and I was 18 and too amazed an older man was interested in me to care. In fairness he is now engaged to this girl but she does look 14... scary jailbait creature. I'm also told she has to go elsewhere for fun since she's into BDSM and he won't go there!
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

How's your ankle?

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Not great; spazzed out on me at work a few weeks ago.
Of course this was the day they were videoing the department for company propaganda, and the day the boss took me off probation. He did book me a cab home and tend to my foot with ice lollies, though.

How are you my lovely?
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Ice lollies? Nice.
I'm fine thank you! It's been a loooooooong time since that fateful day in London. I know you've been though quit a bit since then - hope you're doing better now.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

It has. I miss commuting and wanted to come to last week's bash to meet lovely people.
Will definitely be coming to one in the near future!

Life's much the same as it ever was, bar us not being together any more. My father is still an unreasonable fuckhead, given that he's not so much as acknowledged his card, let alone me, but work's doing well - not at all busy! - and we've renewed the lease for another year. 99% of the time, all is fluffeh.
( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I'm glad to hear it!

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

only one,
it's my facebook profile pic.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

*points*
It's you.
A'right?
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

yep good thanks,
I've had a busy weekend, now I have 2 weeks off work find something to do.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Oh nice.
Gonna go somewhere?
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

glastonbury on wednesday,
I can't wait.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Oh sweet!
Hope you have a good time.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

None, because I have the same name as an actress.
I even got an e-mail from one of her fans once.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Please tell me you replied confirming you were her and offered her high tea and scones?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Sooooo tempting, but no.
I didn't wish to enter into conversation with him, because he sent the e-mail to me AT WORK! Like, 'Ooh, you're a famous actress and you're also working at [insert place of work b3ta-skivery here].'
I already know enough Internet weirdos, ta.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Jeez, that's a bit odd. Wonder how he got it in the first place.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Yes. Quite.
*hides*
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Google?
Good ole fashioned stalkage?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Doesn't usually show up people's work emails though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Trudat.
Though there was quite a scary site that gathers all the information about ou from all over the internet- had my name on it, and a directory of people on tinterweb with my surname. Had addresses on that :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

None
I share the same name as a moderately famous athlete in the states and a bass player from a relatively famous band. Nothing for my name turns up on google.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

None
some pretentious music twat comes up and he spells his name with only one G but google insists on searching for him and not me. He has stupid hair though so I don't mind too much
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

*googles*
Haaaaaaaaahahahaha!
I like him. His hair is worse than mine.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I got two
and both of me, and there are only two results if I put it in quotes
Without quotes - none...
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

None
Quite a few of an actor with a similar name and the rest are just random other people with my name.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

I have received four Random Burns.
One from someone anonymous - weird.
The rest are a good mix.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:23, Reply)

After tomorrow
If I still haven't got my final one I'm gazzing Blue Star to let her know who DID send me CDs. So the guilty party can be grilled.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Oh yeh, she did say she was going to do that, didn't she?
Hmmm...
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

One
And that's just a stupid little thumbnail of me on someone else's facebook page.


In other news, can you break your finger in a minor way?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Only the one, of me in my troup uniform.
www.troop182.org/current_year/Latest%20Eagle.JPG
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Good call on making it a link
Also, quite the number of badges.

Swat
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

He looks like Mussolini.

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Swat?
Are you playfully batting your paw flipper at him?

Or do you mean swot?

/pedant
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Fucking Hell!
Is that really you?
I shall suddenly remember this on Tuesday night and spit Thai food all over the table.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

Nice woggle!

( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

5
what do I win?
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

A small black button.

( Maladicta, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

this is what I got for my name
farm3.static.flickr.com/2266/1888112393_93e0ef7d9a.jpg
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)

That would be me in the middle

images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/2595388362_f7a7f696cc.jpg%3Fv%3D0&imgrefurl=http://flickr.com/photos/kate_d/2595388362/&usg=__Pt2xRh-KvK8J2fdV4Ku_2ss8Sf4=&h=375&w=500&sz=151&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=cWUPMcJuh_c63M:&tbnh=98&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddavros%2527%2Bgranddad%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)

I took that!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)

Ah, great times! :)

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:05, Reply)

None of me in the first ten pages...
However I do apparently share my name with high ups in at least 5 companies, and a cathedral from the results of a normal googling
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:23, Reply)

My full name in quotes
gets no results at all.

"William %Surname%" gets none of me and "Bill %Surname%" gets an old facebook profile picture on page 1 and my current facebook profile picture on page 2.*

Ironically +bill +b3ta gets two of me on page 1 from old bashes! :)

*Edit: and page 2 also has a bebo profile pic for a profile I don't remember setting up and my twitter picture which also isn't of me
(bill, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 2:17, Reply)

I'm a little bit alarmed
I've never google-image-searched my real name before. Whilst no pictures of me have shown up, it does raise the surprising possibility that there is someone else on Facebook WITH MY NAME. I find this surprising as I think my real name's a bit...well, rare.

(Googling my b3ta name does bring up a photo of me as the first result. Luckily nobody else has chosen to call themselves The Supreme Crow!)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)

My real name = no images

My screen name, however = 3rd and 4th!



Woo and Yay!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:08, Reply)

Hee hee, so you do.
Pooflake is number 1:

images.google.co.uk/images?gbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=Pooflake&aq=f&oq=
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:32, Reply)