Actually, the more I think about it
the more it seems like a good idea. Regular sex would keep us all happy and healthy, and, historically, real ale drinkers are friendlier and more easy-going than lager swillers. Perhaps if we sat the Israelis and the Palestinians down over a barrel of mild or bitter they'd all relax a bit and realise it wasn't worth squabbling and perhaps they could share after all. (Don't think the pork scratchings would go down too well though...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Yeah, the Saudis too!
Wait, what?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Agreed.
Bunch of miserable cunts, the Saudis.

EDIT: Road Map to Peace = Pub Crawl to "You're My Best Mate"
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

They shot Frank Gardiner.
I LOVE Frank Gardiner.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Yep
Despite the attacks of September 11th 2001 the US still sucks the cock of Saudi oil. Instead of bombing the crap out of the wasteland that is Afghanistan, they should've been bombing the crap out of Saudi Arabia
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I vote for this
Get both parties along to a real ale festival.

Instead of building walls, they can invest in universal CAMRA memberships for Palestinian and Israeli citizens.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

The Gaza Strip Beer Festival
Sod the "road map to peace," this is a far better idea. Yes, I know Muslims don't drink, but perhaps it would help them relax a bit in that heat. All this business of foregoing sex and alcohol is just going to lead to pent-up aggression - it's no wonder they're all so angry. _{Nothing to do with having your homeland invaded, of course...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)