No you wouldn't
You'd kill yourself by mistake. You'd chase after a frog with a knife-stick, trip and stab yourself in the face or something equally kaoltarded.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:06, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Heeeeey V made a funny
laughs
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Maybe.
But the zombies wouldn't get me.

Also, I'm worried that if society collapses, I could easily die of a ruptured appendix.
Do you think I could fake appendicitis, so they remove it?
( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

the more likely problem
is someone else getting you killed

you can make all the plans you like but all it takes is one other moron to fuck it up.

or some quislings or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Possibly...
My two best friends have categorically stated that in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse they would shoot me on sight, as I'd be a far greater risk than the Living Dead.
( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

MTFU and cut it out yourself

( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)