I live in the country
so hopefully it will take longer for the infection and/or zombie horde to reach me. This means I have more warning than you town/city dwellers who will be over-run within days.

My next door neighbour has 7 shotguns and I have axes and a sword. We should be able to hold out until Chuck Norris single handedly saves the world.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:19, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Pretty much this.
Rural location. Very easy access to shotguns. The key to the church next door, which has 4-foot-thick walls and windows that start 7 feet off the ground.
And a good quantity of weapons of my own.
( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I will have to bring my chickens inside
One of my chickens ate a mouse at the weekend, I was shocked and/or stunned.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Woo!
My chickens (old ones, not the new lot) once ate a sparrow that had got into the run.
It's strange, you really don't expect to see that kind of thing!
( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Ha! A sparrow is impressive.
The mouse was dead, I had just released it from the trap and one of my chooks grabbed it and swallowed it whole. Later on that day a squirrel ran off with the rat-trap (it wasnt primed).

It's all go here in Somerset.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)