You've been exposed as a fraud
and a cheat, sir.
I must ask you to leave.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh shit.
Now I know how Edmund felt.
You can take my dignity, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY WIVES!
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Hahaha!
Wins the internet.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

lolz

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Watch it, you'll be deleting threads next
on your way to the south pole in your jet, etc.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

But wait!
I have to perform an operation first!
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

INCOMING!

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

O SHIT, NOT AGAIN!
*flashbacks to a war I was never in*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Is this ever gonna get old?

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Hell no

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Probably not.
People still laugh about that bellend Stig bloke.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Pffft!
A fair point indeed.
Do you think there's some kind of "I'm too socially loathsome, even for b3ta" club?
Stig and Gayer just sit around awkwardly.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

And Bert,
presumably.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Nah,
I think he's given up the internet entirely.
He was pretty broken in the head though.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Not literally I hope
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

How very fucking dare you?
I'll put up with a lot, but I won't stand for being mentioned in the same breath as Stig.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Why not?
We put up with you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I'd hardly call this tolerance.
You'll feel bad when I cure diabetes. And cat AIDS.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Oh get to fuck you lying scumbag

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Be nice to him.
He earns LOADS of money.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Well how else are you expected to run a jet, eh?
WAR HEROS are looked after in GREYT BRITTUN.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

And yet is too cheap to buy an icon
Might show you his cock for free though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Christ, looks like these fantasists are everywhere
www.broadcastnow.co.uk/news/multi-platform/news/sas-faker-to-head-c4-first-cut-doc-strand/5001585.article
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)

I was in 'the Regiment', thank you.
Me and Tucker and Ginger and Corky. We went in to the Iranian Embassy back in '80. I killed seven terrorists dead with a single thought, that's how hard I am.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I honda accorded eight terrorists last night
that's how ninja I am
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Will you marry me?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Get in line, none of his divorces are final yet

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Pwned!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

It's OK.
Commitment scares me.
Especially to the committed.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

So?
I'm already a bigamist, might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Steady on now!
Let's get to know each other a little bit first. How about I gaz you a picture of my cock?
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Will I be able to see tears of woe upon it?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Of course not.

It'll be tasteful.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

WTF IS GOING ON HERE?

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Would you like one too?

(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

*cries*

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

You made Clendrix cry
YOU UTTER CUNT.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Never.
Ever.

Ever.

Well, until a bigger lying prick turns up on the internet anyway, so it shouldn't be too long now.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I am Jeremy Clarkson.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

No you're not.
I can tell, becase you haven't run around yelling "POWERRRRRRR!"

Honestly.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

I'm actually quite normal at home.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

On your shitty knees

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

OK
But first, tell me that you love me.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

die for me first

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

How shall I go?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Poison

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

*sings*
Unskinny Bop, just blows me away
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)