Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right...Say this line to the next fella who walks into the office:
"You know, I've been having some serious doubts about my sexuality... And it's all because of you... D'you fancy exploring this further tonight over drinks, a little dancing, and some a stong as fuck bottle of poppers? Don't worry - I'll let you be the man."
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SpankyHanky, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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I would...But the bloke sat next to me looks like linford Christie.
He'd split me in half.
Besides, I said ' not too strenuous' and if getting butt-attacked by a bloke who looks like he's got half a drainpipe in his pants isn't strenuous, I don't know what is...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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Point taken...start with a little fella, preferably a horny midget, and work your way up.
In that case, attempt to mummify yourself with a roll of selotape.
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SpankyHanky, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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I doff my hatto you sir. I am now picking out half chewed bits of Crunchie from my keyboard and screen.
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