Right...
One year ago - Emailing pictures of my genitals to girlies, ONLINE, and telling them of my heroic achievements in the theatre of war. I then planned a trek to the south pole.
Five years ago: I was a top fast jet pilot, despite being a fat speccy cunt - I am so great the RAF entrusted me with a multi-million pound plane to go and shoot people up with.
Ten years ago - Was committing acts of ridiculous heroism in some war zone, somewhere. Decided that telling woment folk of my heroics would be a way to get several of them to marry me at the same time, despite my being a fat and speccy lying shitbag of a cuntsock.
(MoistTickle we are legion, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:00, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Post of the day!

( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Gives medal for best internet lies

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

It would be the first real medal he's received.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Oooh, that was a good one, wish I'd come up with that...

(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

You mean being on the
Sex offender's register doesn't get you one?
Damn...
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)