Can I help with this?
I also have a UK passport.
And I'm between European holidays at present.
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Mine's expired :(
Evening cunts and cocks. I just spent a lovely few hours with Master V watching people smack the shit out of each other with wooden sticks. I sign up next Tuesday :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Cool
And yes you can Clendrix!

Becky an expired one will have to do
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

WooHoo
*expects to be asked about blood-stained pages when next at Customs*
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Oh nice!
I used to love watching my students do Kendo.
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I used to love watching my students do Kendo through binoculars
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Oh god, I didn't need to.
Life at the all-boys high school was rather close up.
I needed my own kendo stick.
( thealternativefact, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Is 'kendo stick' a euphemism? Rhyming slang, maybe?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)