Shuddering fuck.
I am this blokes best man tomorrow. How the hell can my speech embarrass someone who does that on live television? I'm bricking it. Absolutely bricking it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:38, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ladies and gentleman
I'd like to talk about the time Nick saved a baby pigeon and raised it by himself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Then ate it. Really.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Hmm
well you can't argue with free meat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Or as the failsafe backup
Nick and I were talking about pre cum the other day...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

If only.
I could make a comment about it oozing from the many piercings and not making it all the way to the end. Unfortunately young children will be present. See what I mean?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Oh yes
He's decided to do his speech as an almost stand-up routine.
Bugger.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Just make jokes about his ego.

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

You want to embarrass him? Say nice things about him.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

JOint reply to K and HMT
That's the route I've gone, with a coupla funnies and an anecdote.
Should be Okay if I don't keel over first. I'm 50 you know.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

OH SHIT!
MIKEOL JACKSSON WAS 50 AND HE'S WIV DA ANGLES NOW xxxxx
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

HA! that tool thinks you are his best mate.
HA!
( WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

HA!
As long as he keeps thinking it until tomorrow.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)