Who wants a Mummy?
How do b3ta? Long time lurker finally joined up, you lucky lucky people.

So, you go somewhere new & you offer a gift right?

Who wants a Mummy? Seriously. I'm not talking about the kind of Mummy that squeezes out little miracles. I'm talking good old fashioned, put a curse on you, Abbot & Costello bothering, Mumra the ever living, doesn't like cats or John Hannah, I'm from Egypt motherfucker Mummy.

It looks like this
www.flickr.com/photos/36520277@N07/3670825375/


Who wants it?
(MyFakeName, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:01, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*waits for Chomp to post first*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

That is freaking awesome.
You'd also have to buy an elaborate coffin to leave him in, with the door on some kind of sprung mechanism, for to scare people with.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Coffin?
I think you're getting confused, old boy. It's a sarcophagus you'll be after.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Pedant.
I meant that, but couldn't think of the word, so I decided to mix my metaphors instead...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Pedantry? On b3ta?
Next, you'll be telling me that we're having fun with a bit of trolling and ONLINE bullying.
Disgraceful.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Technically it is more like a sarcophagus.
But it's home made so it's a Mummy dammit.
(MyFakeName, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Who's inside?
I'm liking this idea...
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

That's very awesome :)
How's your costume coming for Bestival?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Haven't even started
Need to find a good space helmet or figure out a way of making one.


And seriously... this Mummy needs a home. if anyone wants it it's free for you to pick up from East London on the agreement that you document it's new life in some fashion.
(MyFakeName, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I no want, it's too orangey for crows
and it might scare the cat.

I think you should go as marvin the martian. Get an old cycle helmet and raid charity shops for the rest of it. It'd be awesome
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

But
we'd be team of astronauts.
(MyFakeName, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)