It's so nice out today
and with me stuck in this here office, I decided to go to the post office to buy some polos. Sugar free ones actually. In a moment of overheated and dehydrated spontaneity, I asked for the Number 11 Scratchcard - the Monopoly one.

The woman surprised, asked "The £5 one??, to which I replied "Five pound!? Give me number 12 instead.." - the National Lottery one, at a mere £2.

This moment of fortune quickly came to fruition when it was revealed that I had won £18!

What fortune has befallen upon your lap lately?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:41, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Car Boot Sale
Found a piece of victorian souvenir treen for £1. It's worth about £40. Get in. Not really fortune though cos i won't sell it. It's pretty.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Oh,
I got a replica flintlock pistol from a junk shop for a tenner.
Normally about £50.
( Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I Like
The plastic ones from the poundshop.
They have batteries and make a bang noise and everything.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Supposed to be going but...
£3-4k worth of pretty new furniture. 2 months' wages. Aforementioned magnum of champagne.

All for leaving a job. Happy, happy days.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)

I got one of those unmarked 20p coins
I sell it to anyone for £50
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

I'll give you
30p for it
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

My lap
needs all the fortune it can get at the moment.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

*falls*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I demand Magnum/face pictures!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Magnum, you say?
Pictures you say?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Face, I say!
;)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

*provides own punchline*
Face, I say!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Oh, shall I remove that photo below then?
I guess if you provided your own you don't want to see mine...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Face you say? *shrugs*
Fair enough.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

*falls*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

:D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

*gazzes picture of cock*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

*falls about laughing*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Some hair grew out of my chin
and now I have a beard!

I'm loving my beard very much.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

You'll never be able to snog lesbians now.

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

The lesbians don't love me anymore
I don't how the fook I was mistaken for a woman in the 1st place! I'm not the most feminine of chaps.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

You were mistaken for a woman?
Ahahahahahha
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Because I've never been mistaken for a boy...
Nope. Never. Not once.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

honestly!
Look at pics in profile, knock off about 7 years, add blue spikey fringe, a few more piercings and you have have SpikeyPickle - NorthWest Lesbian lookalike 2002!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Yeah, I can see it.
To be fair, one of the times I was mistaken for a boy, I was wearing short shorts and a low cut top :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)

that's pretty shocking
you don't even have a boy face.

I used to get mistaken for a girl a lot. when I was much younger I mean.

These days it is kind of rare as not many girls are 6'2, large, and have a big beard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

To be fair it was a Saturday
and most people on the 192 aren't normal.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)

?
www.b3ta.com/questions/buses/post468375
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Same bus, different post
My little tales are a just above that
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Aha
I've not read QOTW for two or three weeks.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Same here
I mainly lurk around these parts nowadays
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

All three times
Were when I had really, really short hair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I have really short hair
It's shaved to hide my baldness and slight greying :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)