Cool!
All based on what you got up to last night I bet!

And I'm guessing that you're sitting right now in lacy undies, silk stockings, high heels and smearing precum all over your breasts.

I'm right, aren't I?
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:16, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I'd rent a copy!

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:23, Reply)

But what if she's got small tits?
What if she's a bloke from Ipswich?
(Stiff Richard, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:25, Reply)

Then i shall burn it
bleach my eyeballs, then sit for an hour on boobtube
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)

FUCK OFF PAEDOPHILE
.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

oh yeah, tooooootally based on what I did last night
me and this hot chick, right, we totally did it, man
I'm telling you, it was frickin saaaweeeeeet
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Indeed it was.

( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:33, Reply)

Was she a page 3 girl?
Oh I totally bet she was!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Naw, it was that girl Regina that lives next door
she totally let me put it in her
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Oh man, you're so lucky.
I once saw a girls norks, but before I could get any closer I lost control of my bodily functions.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:41, Reply)

I know i shouldn't say
...but i guessed you

"jizzed in your pants"

*starts jamming*
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:43, Reply)

All of them?

( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:43, Reply)

All of the important ones, yes.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:46, Reply)

Bet that was fun to clean up.
Like when royal family members die and release their lifetime's worth of wee and poo at once.
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:47, Reply)

maybe if you pop over she'll let you put it in her too

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:47, Reply)