sorry i ment you porn writings, i just had the thought you would "practice" them yourself

hell though you could possibly publish the stuff. used to sell that stuff all the time in Smithy's
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:04, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

That is the long term plan.
I've always wanted to be a published author, however I'm having trouble coming up with a good pseudonym since I have quite an unusual surname and my family would most likely disown me...
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)

haha grim
I'd like to be published as well, but, I've no idea what to do, plus my last name is weird...are you me?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Perhaps. That would be strange since we would then have to run at each other and be fused.
I might just make up a name that is very obviously not real - like Belle de Jour - and allow myself to be published like that.

However, my family disowning me might actually be a good thing...
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Oooh, grand idea
what sort of name would you pick?

I'm so clueless when it comes to that sort of thing.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Knowing me, something in French.
Madame l'allumeuse, I like.
( Maladicta, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)