Hitler, a jew, a priest, an irishman, a clown, a golf player who isn't Tigar Woods, Nick Griffin, TGB and A Gay Man all walk into a bar.
Hitler says "I know, I'll get the first round in, I'm hitler and I'm from austrian heratige, so I'll be having a Stella*"
The Jew says "Thank's mate, I'm jewish, so I'll have a small port."
The Priest then goes "Whicked bruv', innit, I'll get a vodka red bull, safe blud'"
The Irishman goes "Oi'l 'ave a whisky, or wisky, I'm not sure what one is scottish and what one is Irish, but oi'll 'ave one from Ireland."
The Clown goes "Whacka-whacka-whacka, I have survea alchole depandancys, so make mine just a coke, thanks."
The golf player who isn't Tigar Woods says "Oh man, I've been on the course all day, I'm parched, I'll have a mojito."...they don't serve that..."Ohh, ok then, make it a pint of Fruili"s
Nick Griffin goes... he just goes, he's just doesn't feel welcome, which is great, because he isn't.
TGB goes "I am a lady, who is presantly female, and as such would quite like a G&T".
The Gay Man says "Yeah', go ahead, I'll have a Kroppenboug Pear, any chance of some nuts? I didn't get the chance to eat before I left the office today."
Hitler then says "Ok, I got that, can someone give me a hand to the bar."
Everyone appart from hitler then all starts clapping.
Hitler then says "Very funny guys, c'mon Golf Player who Isn't Tigar Woods"
They then all went to the bar and had a very pleasent evening.


* I think Stella is Austrian.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stella is Belgian
aside from that..WTF?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

It's one of those 'non jokes' jokes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

funnier than piston_broke though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Woo !
Self Esteem 1up via non-compliment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Ohhh, ok then, there's an ovbouse one.
Guy walks into a bar, and says "I have a ticket for a complimentary drink, I'll have a kropenburg please.",
The bartender says "That'll be three pounds please"
Guy says "I thought it was supposed to be complimentary"
The bartender says "I quite like your shoes, That'll be three pounds please."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Needs more cider.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)