I have made an important discovery.
Rotten potatoes smell exactly like Guinness beer farts.

That is all.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:44, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I once drank two pints of Guinness at a rugby match
I did a little sick on the grass verge as we were walking back to the station.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:46, Reply)

guinness is terrible stuff
I ordered some once, I gave it back
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Did you swap it for a pint of lard
and a burger?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)

hey, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, it's better than yours
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

That's because your milkshake
is made with herion.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:04, Reply)

nom nom nom
tasty opiates
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

I love teh stout

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)

how did you discover this?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)

I had a bag of them go bad in the pantry.
So a few days ago I threw them in the kitchen trash, not realizing that the liner had a hole. When I went to empty the trash I was hit by a wall of stench so profound it almost made me fall over. I had to turn off the AC and open the doors on this hot day to let the stench out.

It smelled like Amy Winehouse fucked a dog turd and Axl Rose got sloppy seconds.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

graphic
it as if my nose was there with you
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)