Buy a fan and MAN THE FUCK UP

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:01, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

A fan?
I've tried. It just moves the hot air around though.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)

You're doing it wrong!
Jesus, it's not that hot.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)

My windows don't open :(

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Oh.
Can't you change that?
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Not without making new windows.
There's a pipe-thing above my window that drips water from the tank in the roof.
So my window got damp and kinda swelled up to much.

Anyway, this is dangerously close to a proper conversation about DIY. And I'm not Vipros.

The solution is "move house".
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Just put a brick through it.
You'll have moved out by winter.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Yeah, or sleep naked on the patio.
I forgot how much Mosquitoes hate cigarette smoke.
It's great!
Jimmi got bitten so much the other night. I just chain-smoked.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Nice.
I'm going to bed now.
Nighty night!
*turns on fan*
*sleeps*
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

I'm going to smoke in the garden.
Naked.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)