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( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:06, 65 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

That's right bitch. CHERRY VANILLA

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

What the hell?!
That must taste really odd...
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

No, it's very very awesome.
It's like Dr Pepper with cream soda mixed in just the right dilution rate. Manna from heaven my friend.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Noice
Where did you aquire this wondrous liquid?
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Covent garden today at Cyber candy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)

I know where I'm going next time I'm near there!

( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

GUAVA RUBICON!

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

GUANABANA
is far superior
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Fucking no
It was shit and I'd run out of vimto to get rid of the taste =[
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Ah man...
If it didn't burn so bad when I pee after a few cans, I'd drink it all of the time, forever.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Are you sure
that's not the gonorrhea?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Pretty sure.
Unless gonorrhea REALLY likes Guava Rubicon.
And hides the rest of the time.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Fuck off, V, you know nothing.






Is that ok, Kaol?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Sure.
That'll do fine.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:53, Reply)

*beams*
a l
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:53, Reply)

They're online too :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)

They'd explode in the post
Hell who am I kidding they'd explode if I bought them in a shop.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:33, Reply)

I've bought them by the case before and they've been fine
so I reckon it's just you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Dr Pepper tries to kill himself when he's near V.

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)

To be fair it's only happened once
Although I did spill both mine and Kaol's coke last night and at the weekend I poured coke all over the floor instead of into my glass on the table.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Cider and black!
Not coke.
Remember the purple tissues?
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Did you ask the barman
For a cloth?
Was it mongo-barman?
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I did
It was I-forgot-how-to-turn-the-BBQ-on-barman.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Oh.
I was thinking it was "misheard-coke-as-Kronenberg" barman. He was shit.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:41, Reply)

A trio of crap.

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

You must have looked like the Three Stooges.

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Actually there were just two
One of them was so bad he needs two insulting names.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Oh yea
I'd forgotten you were alternating.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I will be buying this product.

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)

I'd save you some, but I only got enough for me and my dog
so two then.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)

No problemo.
When it's stopped being a FUCKING OVEN in London, I will wander down there from work.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)

You know they've fucking moved from where they were right?
I tried going when they were off Neal St a month ago and they'd upped sticks and fucked off.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)

How fucking rude!
*googles*
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Bottom of King Street
Opposite Moss Bros. Glad I could help. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

*puts a forrin sweetie in Tightly's tights*

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Yay!
I likes forrin sweets. I'm surprised you can tell 'em apart though, clenders! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Only the big ones.
The small ones look the same.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I KNOW.
I was most annoyed. Couldn't be arsed to find where they were until today when Heidi and I saw the sign. People just needed to follow the trail of drool if they wanted to go in there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

I need a finger.
A ButterFinger.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

I HAVE CHERRY JOLLY RANCHERS
And I really need to stop being so excited about that.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:45, Reply)

*cries*
*may not be able to wait until end of heatwave*
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

I'm still eating
Those blue things that I offered you at the bbq.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Why are you eating them?

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:48, Reply)

'cos...
I don't know :\
My tongue's blue though. Awesome :D
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Life is too short to waste time eating that crap.
Go out and buy something nice.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:51, Reply)

*shrugs*
I was gonna have a smoke then go to bed and not sleep BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING HOTANDIHATEIT'COSICAN'TSLEEP.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, Reply)

I have now started a two month long bad mood.

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)

See above, but with added beer and boob feeling

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:01, Reply)

For the same reason?
I hate being too hot to sleep.
So far, Sunday night to now, I've had an average of two hours a night.
I don't like it.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Well sort of
but I sleep fine at night because, like Becky, I have a fan. One of them going = no problems.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)

Oh...
Is it the day-heat that messes you up?
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Yes. I feel very unmotivated.

( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Buy a fan and MAN THE FUCK UP

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:01, Reply)

A fan?
I've tried. It just moves the hot air around though.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)

You're doing it wrong!
Jesus, it's not that hot.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)

My windows don't open :(

( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Oh.
Can't you change that?
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Not without making new windows.
There's a pipe-thing above my window that drips water from the tank in the roof.
So my window got damp and kinda swelled up to much.

Anyway, this is dangerously close to a proper conversation about DIY. And I'm not Vipros.

The solution is "move house".
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Just put a brick through it.
You'll have moved out by winter.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Yeah, or sleep naked on the patio.
I forgot how much Mosquitoes hate cigarette smoke.
It's great!
Jimmi got bitten so much the other night. I just chain-smoked.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

Nice.
I'm going to bed now.
Nighty night!
*turns on fan*
*sleeps*
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

I'm going to smoke in the garden.
Naked.
( Cawl, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)

I prefer regular Dr Pepper, in a bottle, close to freezing temp
DELISH
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

I concur.
I want to live in the US with all its delights.
I shall move to Detroit.
( thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Gief post count
Hooray.
( Captain V, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)