TGB's Cavernous Mimsy.
In reply.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

AGAIN WITH THE INTERNET LIES

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Patience bitch.
See?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)

I feel a bit queasy now
Not worth the wait at all.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)

TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING.
Someone call INTERNETLAWYERMAN
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)

I quite understand.
Couldn't decide whether to go for pastoral or post armageddon mutation laden dystopia. Ooops, need to edit.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)

We could always repost the other story about TGB.

( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)

What other story?
What have I missed?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)

I think badget would eviscerate me if I reposted it
It was very odd though.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)

You got it somewhere?

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Yep

( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Post it
and I'll fucking kill every single person here
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)

Don't worry I wont
I just searched for it, found it, wished I hadn't then gazzed it to Kaol.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Yay for duck Kaol

( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Ghost Kaol!

( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)

stop sending it to people
I will kill you catface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I've only sent it to him
And that was because he asked and has already seen it.
( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)

The gaz I got said
"Dear Kaol, Al, Spak, Wormulus, SuperKaol, beckyjsbx, Clendrix, Kaol Black, PJM, Dogface, porkylips and UberKaol,

Here is the TGB story.
[link]

Lots of love,

Catface."
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Now I've been reminded
about the story again I am very sad :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)

Who the fuck is dogface?!

( Captain V, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)

I dunno.
You sent it to him though.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Your evil brother
Or something?
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Or nemesis maybe.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Opus Magnum
I have far too much time on my hands today. So. I was sitting staring out of the window when a thought struck me. Over the past few weeks lots of intimations have been made as to the content of TGBs cavernous vadge but no-one has given any indication of how they think it might look in there. Unfortunately too much time and an overactive imagination has led to the following.

Like all good caves the entrance is partially obscured by luxurious foliage. As you push past the delicate fronds you are faced by a vertical crack of generous proportion. However nothing will prepare you for the sight immediately within. Polyps are growing from the floor and ceiling in glutinous approximation of stalagmites and stalactites. The drip, drip, drip of vaginal discharge overlays the homely noises of various herds which roam freely across the savannah-like floor.

The occasional bowl shaped depression has allowed a strange pus coloured liquid to gather, providing a home for dangerously large mutated nematodes. Of course, they too have their predators and various wombdogs lurch from puddle to puddle lapping up the large red worms and occasionally lying down mid-path to catch the unwary traveller by surprise. Tepees have been erected by the indigenous peoples ( a varied and motley crew drawn from the length and breadth of OT) and it is not unusual to find them gathered around a dimly glowing screen hooting and crowing with glee and derision in a seemingly chaotic way.

Over head the gentle pulsing of light seems to come directly from the outside. One can only assume that the walls of said vadge have thinned with age and the gross distension necessary to accommodate the wonders beheld. The true wonder is that due to the size and height of the cavern a micro-climate has evolved reminiscent of a somewhat cooler Jurassic age. Clouds roil overhead and the “sun” breaks through to be greeted by the faithful worshippers below.

That’s it so far. I’ll add more as it comes to me.

Please note the above is a work of fiction based entirely on boredom. Contains lots of INTERNET LIES!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)

great bit of work
*salutes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:45, Reply)

This is terrible internet bullying.
I don't approve.
Although, that's quite the imagination you've got there. Points for that.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)

It's not bullying. NOT.
*Stamps petulant feet*
If anything its a paean to a warm and wonderful person who graciously allows the use of her clunge for internet amusement.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)

luxurious foliage?!
I keep my foliage well under control I'll have you know
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:46, Reply)

Phew!
Poetic license etc. Got off rather lightly I think.

Grammar and spelling ok?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Don't feel like you have
to write any more though...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)

K
Drifts off into another reverie........
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

You could write a story about how
I AM NOT A VAMPIRE.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)

MORE INTERNET LIES

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:02, Reply)

I'm just curious...
Why has no-one said POIDH?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, Reply)