True,
your name is unisex.

Those silly females who put things like -lady, generic girl's name, or make reference to their knickers, norks or such like are just asking for trouble.


I love a bit of trouble
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's actually a female name
But not an obvious one.

It's a kind of filter - if anyone knows where it's from, I'm more likely to want to shag 'em :D

And you're quite obviously male, so I guess you're safe.

Oooh, went round of my ex's, he has chickens. Spent about half an hour chatting to them. They're AWESOME.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Worryingly, I know that...
It's from Lysistrata isn't it?
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)

I read that years ago
I do like a bit of Aristophanes now and again.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)

*pulls up red cloak to reveal nudity underneath*
WAIT!

I shall not adopt the position of a Lioness Upon A Cheesegrater!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Whoa there,
I don't want sex with you.
I'm just proving my awesome knowledge.
Different stuff, I know, but I still massively prefer Ovid to Aristophanes.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Ovid has had far more lasting influence upon Western literature
than Aristophanes - mainly because Ovid was drawing upon existing myths and legends whereas Aristophanes was writing contemporary satire.

I think I'd better go back to work now, I could be on a roll
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Then again, Aristophanes contributed to the death of Socrates
That was a pretty big deal.

(he was writing shit like the Clouds when Soccy was still alive; most of the charges to do with corrupting the youth were heavily influenced by his satire)
(I think)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:05, Reply)

I know I know I know :P
Hence me saying "I must not have sex with you in the LOACG position" ^_^ Anyway, I prefer my men with a pulse (even if I like 'em pale)

Ovid's quite fun. Haven't done much, only unseen translation, but he's not bad.
Love the description of Famine in 7/8, gives me the right willies it does.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Couple of people have PANDATRON 3000
Gazzed me.
Thinking I was female.
Idiots.
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)

HA!
Imagine their distress when they realised you were a 300-year old member of the undead.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)