Also,
I read this the other day, and it made me want to punch the kid.
Then force-feed him magnetic tape while screaming "YOU CAN'T DO THIS WITH AN IPOD, YOU SMUG CUNT".

I think the major issue I had with this article was that nowhere did they make reference to the fact that TECHNOLOGY PROGRESSES.

"Hahaha! Look, this steam-engine is shit! You have to put coal in it! And it only goes at walking-speed!
A modern tractor, however, is far better. It can go much faster. *smugs*"
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I imagine that he will spend the rest of his life dedicated to the technology he has in these, his pubescent years.
Wondering where the world went and why he's so alone, and the only friend he has is his iPod, and even that won't work any more. Why won't you work, iPod? WHYYYYYYY?

And then he kills himself.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Ah man...
That'd be like WELL SWEET, innit?
( Cawl, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)