Seriousness on the internet
now, I don't take things too seriously, not in real life, nor on the internet, but fuck me, I've been reading FML fairly regularly, and the unbelievable stupidity of some of the people who reply has actually led to me signing up an account purely so I can mock, ridicule and insult them.

I don't know why that particular site winds me up so much, I'm normally perfectly understanding of the depths of stupidity which the average person can plumb.

What puts cracks in your normally cool, calm exterior?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:31, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I have just looked at FML for the first time. Someone on there said:
Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it?
Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML.


I shall not be visiting this site ever again.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

At least
they seem to have realised they are a twat and can type in proper English.

I am defending grammar here more than anything else!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I had to reply to that one
someone in the replies had called americans stupid, and a reply to that was that the vast majority of world changing inventions came from america.

I couldn't let that one by.

don't read the site. it is infuriating to the max. It's too late for me, but save yourself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

9 times out of 10
I find myself wanting to punch either the poster or the other people in their story. I've not signed up though as there's usually already plenty of people saying the same things I would.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Erm...
What's FML?
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:47, Reply)

fuck my life
fmylife.com

website where people put shit that has happened to them that makes them go "fuck my life" sometimes funny. mostly lame. occasionally infuriating.

I recommend not reading it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)