shove the game right up your cock
in other news my story was rejected by literotica

they can shove it up their collective cocks
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Don't you give up!
It's not easy.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

it's funny because every time I said something about posting the bloody story somewhere
people would say 'go to literotica, it's free blah blah' and now they won't have it!

I must work HARDER.

blast I say, and blast again!

in other news I really want a queen of hearts tattoo but I can't find what I want and I cannot draw worth shit.

This is a laaaaaaaaame friday.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Go to a tattooist and get them to draw something up for you
As long as you give them a pretty good description of you want along with a few images they should be more than happy to do it :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)

It's so complicated it's obscene, my regular tattooist won't do anything on feet hands or above the neck
this other shop, which does excellent work, has turned me away and asked me to make appointments several times and each time I get there they've got crap drawings (wanted a tiny rolling ocean wave and they came back with a 4 inch pos that looked like a strange klingon symbol) that aren't what I want or asked for, or they've told me they can't do it because my appointment was an hour before they close.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

SHUT UP AND STOP WHINING
*slaps about*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Vent out your anger on SLVA

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Sri Lanka Veterans Association?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

No i ment the OP
but feck if im gonna spell out their name. it's my extremely lazy day
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)