I am so so sorry
but I regret that in accordance with the rules, I have to inform you that I have just lost "The Game"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:18, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You inform everybody around you
We are not around you so fuck off you cunt.
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Quick!
Administer the Highland Pipe music!
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:26, Reply)

What the shuddering fuck?
It is good music though =D
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I thought you were going berserk.
I was trying to help.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Ha
I shall remember this for a long time if only because it's such a surreal idea =]

I am feeling a little iffy but not that bad. It's when I'm not rapid cycling and instead constantly manic that the highland music should be administered.
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)

*gives V a chesty hug*

( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Your chest could be improved
With loud speaker implants and highland pipe music!
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I shall try to sort this out before I next see you.

( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, Reply)

you've still lost
www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Three_rules_of_The_Game&in_article_id=430704&in_page_id=34

Rule 3:Players must tell as many people as possible they have lost. At least one person must always be told, even if you have to phone someone in the middle of the night.

Ergo, it's not limited to people in the vicinity.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Hmmm
I'm pretty sure these rules are debatable to be honest.

I've lost regardless though =[
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Not to worry
See it as a chance to pass it on and see if other people will be as narked off as you are. It's quite therapeutic
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:27, Reply)

I don't play

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)

You do now
As per rules of The Game
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Damn you!
All I've got to down is my coffee...
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I've never heard that rule before

( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Thats the only rule we play?
Down your drink when you 'remember'

Edit - and the telling someone of course
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

I like this rule
I like it a lot.
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Its great at a party
Seeing the ripple effect go round the room
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

what game?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

shove the game right up your cock
in other news my story was rejected by literotica

they can shove it up their collective cocks
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Don't you give up!
It's not easy.
( thealternativefact, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

it's funny because every time I said something about posting the bloody story somewhere
people would say 'go to literotica, it's free blah blah' and now they won't have it!

I must work HARDER.

blast I say, and blast again!

in other news I really want a queen of hearts tattoo but I can't find what I want and I cannot draw worth shit.

This is a laaaaaaaaame friday.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Go to a tattooist and get them to draw something up for you
As long as you give them a pretty good description of you want along with a few images they should be more than happy to do it :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)

It's so complicated it's obscene, my regular tattooist won't do anything on feet hands or above the neck
this other shop, which does excellent work, has turned me away and asked me to make appointments several times and each time I get there they've got crap drawings (wanted a tiny rolling ocean wave and they came back with a 4 inch pos that looked like a strange klingon symbol) that aren't what I want or asked for, or they've told me they can't do it because my appointment was an hour before they close.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:09, Reply)

SHUT UP AND STOP WHINING
*slaps about*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Vent out your anger on SLVA

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Sri Lanka Veterans Association?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)

No i ment the OP
but feck if im gonna spell out their name. it's my extremely lazy day
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I just won the game.
I'm going from work early, I've got a bottle of whisky, a cowboy hat and a ticket to Wales.
Catch you people next week.
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I'll still win the race though
I'm leaving in 50mins
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

:(
Stupid train.
Have a good one mate!
( Cawl, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

And you
Actually I should check the traffic...
( Captain V, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I never lose the game D:<

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I think it's time for this...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I'm just wondering...
How long have you guys been playing? I'm going on for 7 years now.. Maybe longer??
(p-arran-oid prolapsed here, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:00, Reply)

bout three years for me, im a late starter
oh ands i just lost for the first time in over 18 months
( Peej, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:12, Reply)