Worst kiss?
Easy, as I know she'll enver read this - it was a friend I went to see in Edinburgh last week. Best sex I've ever hard, but the worst kissing.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Worst ever - first kiss.
The fact he had a hairy back did not help.
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Yuk, yuk yuk
Do not like.

I have a rule: If my chin gets wet, that's enough thank you.
One guy, he was pretty poor when he was sober. He then got progressively worse the drunker he got til it was wide open mouth straight at my face. I then refused to have drunken sex with him, so he tried it on with some girl who'd already had 4 guys that night... and caught gonorrhoea off her :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

It was foul.
Utterly utterly foul. As was the rest of him. Also not partial to having my chin wet, face licked or teeth banged although the latter is often entirely accidental.

Flatmate is about the best to date, closely followed by the goth chap who gave me epic stubble rash...
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Face licked?
Yegh. Kissing should not be like sticking your face in a washing machine.

Best to date is probably the New Guy. But you probably don't want all the smooshy details.
Sort-of ex was good, gave me the most romantic, film-like kiss ever (til he lost the title last night)
Ex wasn't fantastic, but the lip ring did add muchly to the experience.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Lip rings FTW. Gothboy had one.
Have also heard good things about tongue piercings...
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

vibrating tongue piercings.
Very good, they are...

Oddly enough, never experienced lip rings though. Nearly got to last night, but didn't.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)

DO WANT.
Did you say something about getting re-pierced?

I can simulate the lip ring experience with a really weird paperclip I've got at work...
( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

I eyed up all the indie boys in the club with lip piercings
I want my friend to get one so i can sex her with it.

None of my blokes have been pierced!

(then again, not all of them have been above the age of consent...)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)

I do thoroughly recommend them.
Put it on your to do list.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I'm going to draw a lip ring on my ex, to see what he'd look like.
It's strangely sexy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

When he comes over,
Slip something in whatever you cook for him, then while he's unconscious, pierce his lip. And whatever else you feel needs some metal in it.

Sorted!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I might just fuck him instead.
:D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)

This is equally as fun
:D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

Prince Albert him!

( Maladicta, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)