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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Flatmate weighs next to nothing and I can lift him about five inches off the floor.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)
Ex, who is a good two inches shorter than me, once managed to hold me upside down by the ankles. I can't remember what we were fighting over.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)
She is tiny though (4'10), and I threaten to use her as a mop in that position.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)
I have been told to get back in the kitchen, but never in mop form.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)
Not to far for me to bend down to kiss a person of that height. Plus, the perfect height for me to hold by the ankles and threaten with mop duties... you too, Miss Dicta.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)
Everyone I've kissed has been stupidly tall and I manage somehow. Plus I am a good height for other things.
And I have a lot of long hair...
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)
Not funny any more.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:37, Reply)
to be shorter than me. I likes teh tall mens.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)
The first thing mother asks is 'Was he taller than you?'
I think she has an irrational fear that she'll end up with short arsed grandchildren.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:41, Reply)
Hence going to uni 200 miles from home!
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)
Also possibly due to the fact that I pull most times I go out, and she knows what I'm like.
I always censor the stories from raunchy 18s to family friendly 12s or PGs though.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)
was nonexistent as far as my parents are concerned... and now all I get is lectures about not getting pregnant!
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:53, Reply)
Then again, I probably make up for it in girth :D
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:31, Reply)
I mean taller.
This has been a very long week. I saw Spinal Tap and went to fucking Belgium.
Clearly I also lose at the internet.
Miraclefish is 5' 8.5" for the record.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)
Is 15, 5'10" and still growing.
So you still lose. :D
Now that is depressing.
Edit: I read that as 'I was fucking Belgium'
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)
My cousin however, is 7'3... and plays rugby. He makes me feel small.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:52, Reply)
He must have a hell of a time getting clothes to fit!
You are indeed substantially taller than me; I figured you were about 6' from the bash photos (a little bit taller than flatmate).
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)
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