I do try
Of course I frequently fail, but I'm all about the bouncebackability.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 21:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The only thing that might not be brilliant are the cereal equivient of smack
Though you can make up for it in advertising it as "lip-smackingly good"

I'll try and see if I can come up with anything better.

All I've got is "golden brown flakes"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)

You'd better go to the doctor.

( thealternativefact, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)

*parps*

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Hmm cereal-based brown?
Speckly dragons? Foil wrapped for freshness?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Definitely like "foilwrapped"
You'll need-le this to start your day.
It's so good, it alters your mind and relaxes your sphincter.

Wait, what?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

It's heading back down the anal route again...
Fnarr.

'Kick start your day with an injection of Smack, Crack and Anal cereal - it's grrrrrrrrrr give me your wallet or I'll stab you! Now foil wrapped for freshness'
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Smack your lips- it's time to crack open a bowl of SMACK CRACK 'N ANAL.
In your arse.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)