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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd be the Goddess of trees and forests.I've live in a fucking ace tree house with squirrel butlers and a wolf security guard.
People would pray to me to give them good harvest from their orchards and suchlike, or to protect endangered species.
And every time an acre of forest was cleared, I'd kill a corporate twat, by making trees grow out of all orifices.
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
And on weekends,I'd be the Goddess of Minxes.
Rather innocent girls would pray to pull, and for the ability to dance in an erotic fashion.
Anyone doing anything too slaggish in my name would be struck with a plague of zits and B.O
(, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:06, Reply)
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