Sorreeeeeee
I went to my mum's this afternoon to have lunch and help her pack as she's going on holiday tomorrow.

Christ you lot are fucking useless without me. I bet you've all gone home now, heavy hearts, wondering what the fuck happened to b3ta today haven't you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:49, 12 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Oh and anyone traversing the Northern line right now
Have fun, it's FUCKING HOT ON THERE FUCKERS.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:50, Reply)

to make matters worse
I was hard at work this afternoon too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:50, Reply)

Oh...
you're back...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:56, Reply)

Yes
indeed, I'm back...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 17:58, Reply)

Shame
I was enjoying myself until now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:09, Reply)

I thought you were in Wisbech, smelly

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:18, Reply)

That's tomorrow.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:13, Reply)

My mistake
I'm not going to Kendo tomorrow now as my instructor/sensai dude is on holiday :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:21, Reply)

Boooooooo
you should send him a poo on a stick through the post.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:24, Reply)

I could, but I wont
as he's better with bamboo stick than I am. So far...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)

you could do it anonymously
then he wouldn't know it was you

as that is the meaning of anonymously
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 19:39, Reply)

naw, I make it a point to F5 every 30 seconds

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 18:14, Reply)