I am amazed they even bothered to reply to such a lunatic.
Von: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Gesendet: Samstag, 4. Juli 2009 19:17
An: BUGA R: WOB, BUGATTI SALES
Betreff: Contact - www.bugatti.com

E-Mail:[email protected]

Notes/Message:

Hi,

I know this is a long shot, but can I borrow a Veyron for a weekend? My neighbour just got a Vauxhall Tigra and he has been driving it around and winding me up. I promise I will fill the tank up before I give it back.

Thanks!

powervator

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Dear powervator,

First of all thank you for your interest in our Bugatti Brand and Product.

Unfortunately it is not possible to borrow you a Veyron.

We kindly ask you for your understaning and wish you all the best for the future.


Mit freundlichen Grüßen // Yours sincerely
Mr Robert XXXXX
Bugatti Automobiles S.A.S.
Marketing/ Sales
www.bugatti.com

Adress
Bugatti Automobiles S.A.S.
1, Château St.Jean
67120 Molsheim-Dorlisheim
FRANCE
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:57, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Any chance of you putting that in a reply instead so we don't have to scroll down half the page please?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:58, Reply)

wah wah wah

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:59, Reply)

pfft
I even asked nicely
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)

offer a kitten
or a cup of tea

or a cake

mmmm cake
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:31, Reply)

Nice
What bloody nice chaps.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:00, Reply)

I suggest
trying it with as many motor manufacturers as possible to see if anything comes of it.

You might even end up getting to test-drive something truly awful.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:03, Reply)

oooooooohhhhh they've got a fragrance!
I bet it smells of gear oil and exhast
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:04, Reply)

Ahahahaha.
I propose an entire timewasting email project.
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:06, Reply)

I shall take you up on that.
I have leave. Broadband. No agenda. Why the fuck not?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Please - would love to see some of the replies you get!
Could be useful for that blog domain I registered and have done fuck all with...
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)