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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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damn it all, my pipe will not stay lit
advice?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:29, 31 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Petrol.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:29, Reply)
DiT Enterprises wishes to distance itself from this opinion.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:30, Reply)
Propane?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:30, Reply)
neither sound adviseable

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)
suck
harder
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:32, Reply)
that seems to do the trick
do you shmoke a pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:32, Reply)
nope
just smoking roll ups on golf courses in mid-winter showers and gales teaches you such things
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)
golf= cure for the terminaly dry

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)
Last time I played Barhill
I got sunburnt, soaked to the skin and battered by an almighty hailstorm
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)
Not struck by lightning though.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)
nah
sorry
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:45, Reply)
smoke crack instead

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)
Less crack?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)
MOAR CRACK

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:35, Reply)
Sound advice.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:36, Reply)
Moar crack!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRS41-7MTSs
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:47, Reply)
Pipe cleaner to get rid of the old crack rocks?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:35, Reply)
I sold my last pipe cleaners to buy crack
:[
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)
And so the vicious cycle repeats
How about a dozen paperclips?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)
I fasioned my last paperclips into a stabbing implemet
to defend my crack
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:46, Reply)
one match to unclog it

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)
One match to find it
One match to find them all and in the darkness bind it.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:53, Reply)
sorry
I light my crack from the burning remains of society
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)
Then no more crack for you.
Are you coming to my birthday bash so I can grope you in November?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)
Ill try and make it
London = other end of M1 for me
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)
Facelicking is mandatory

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:00, Reply)
ok Ill bring the missus
she loves the taste of face
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)
Fantastic :)
I like a woman who's trained in the fine art of facelicking
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:02, Reply)
trained?
self taught
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)
She's a keeper then :)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

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