You've been in the loo for a week?
It's not the oddest explanation for an absence...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:53, Reply)

I advise you to ignore this person

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Ok
easily done
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Do you have a spreadsheet?
I've been around. Oh yes. But last night I was at a WORLD PREMIERE and I stood next to Tim Burton. I was going to ask him if I could be in his next film, but I bottled it. For this reason, I shall never be in films. :(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Did you get a moist?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Did you get a semi?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Slightly.
Then I saw Emma Watson and I was soaked.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Did you jizz on her tits?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Her security is actually very good.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:03, Reply)

You only hit her stomach then?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I got Dan Radcliffe.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Mmmmmm
Good shot. I bet Rupert Grinch licked it off him afterwards.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Like a crazed horse snaffling crack laced carrots.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Mindbleach please

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

I have some here for you...
Now, hold out your hand...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:12, Reply)

pokes with a big stick instead

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:15, Reply)

I've got a...
Oh, forget it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Brand new combine harvester?
or a visa?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:24, Reply)

hahahaha, I saw her pants
PANTS
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)