Bands that shouldn't appear together
White Denim and Pissed Jeans
Sparks and AC/DC
Monster Magnet and Metallica

Any more?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 23:49, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OOH
Jane’s Addiction and Morphine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:15, Reply)

Pussy Galore and The Cramps
Placebo and The Cure
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 0:54, Reply)

Adam and the Ants
The Big Stompy Feet Motherfuckers Eek What The Fuck Is That Kill It Kill It

the second band are new, you may not have heard of them, but they will be big
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 2:41, Reply)

as amusing as it is
monster magnet and metallica on the same bill would be incredible and I would move heaven and earth to see it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 8:41, Reply)

Modest Mouse
and

White Elephant (*shamelessly pimps own band*)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:16, Reply)

Got a link to any of your stuff?

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Funny you should ask...
(apologies in advance, they are all ropey live recordings, mostly from performances in my Union bar.)

www.myspace.com/whiteelephantlives
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Queen, supported by Prince
followed by Republica

Led Zepplin / Stone Temple Pilots (it would be far too fucking heavy)
The Police / Fun Lovin' Criminals
Thievery Corporation / Interpol
A / ZZ Top
Cream / Lemonjelly
The all seeing I / Blind Faith
Red hot chili peppers / Coldplay
The Carpenters / The Termites
The Pretenders / M.C. Sar & The Real McCoy
Living Colour / Black Sabbath
Blondie / Simply Red
Sex Pistols / Bullet For My Valentine
The Scorpions / Blood Red Shoes (well I wouldn't want scorpions in MY shoes)
Lamb of God / Slayer
Jefferson Airplane / Fall Out Boy
The Strokes / The Cardiacs
The Raconteurs / Supertramp
Kate Bush / Anal Cunt

That'll do.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Technically
There's no "The" in "Cardiacs".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Oops
Fixed... Anal Cunt :-)
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:43, Reply)