I'm not a morning person at all.
Snappy and irritable would be an understatement.
Got into my office and the phone was ringing.
I answered it, and some guy started shouting at me.
I was hardly awake, which didn't help.
Turned out, after his shouting that he'd been put through to the wrong person.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Did he apologise for awakening the beast on work time?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)

No.
He just hung up in a strop.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Then you should shit in his raspberries

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Nah,
I'm just happy in the knowledge that I'm better than him.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:56, Reply)

But he doesn't know that.
Not good enough
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)

You're like that all day

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Ah...
This is true.
But before I've had coffee I'm worse.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:55, Reply)