the singer from my band and I have been invited on the radio
to play some acoustic songs and be interviewed.

my conclusion from this is that local radio is really really short on content.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:01, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was going to say what a great experience this will be for you, local airplay so you'll get some exposure for your band, a chance to explain why you're doing what you do and your love of music and the devil
But yeah you're right, there's fuck all else they've got to do.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:02, Reply)

we've had some airplay anyway
as we know a couple of the DJs but it is still quite cool. but mainly they have nothing else to do.

the problem with explaining what we are about and stuff is that it is mostly "we're a big bunch of caners who play whatever the hell we want. there is no message to any of our music. we don't have an agenda. we don't know where we are going with this."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Surely
You are going to Musicville on the bluestrain? Or maybe Bluesville on the Musictrain?

Edit: Checkout Pseuds Crner from back issues of private eye. You may be inspired. Make sure you laugh like loons or giggle when you make your wanky pronouncements. Hopefully people will get it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I may have to use this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Can you make a joke about people selling their souls to you?
And give me a SHOUT OUT, as they call it in radio-land.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Can you drop in as many mentions of my NEW BIKE as possible
dont' tell them what your doing, just keep going "yeah, like al's new bike" or "Well, it's kind of like al's new bike" or "Our philosphy to music is like al's new bike"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)

^this
At the very least you should provide us with a way of listening (preferably online after the show).
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:14, Reply)

not sure about after the show
unless I can get someone to record it. it can be listened to online at the time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

when is it?

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21, Reply)

it will be some friday between 12 and 2pm
not sure which friday yet though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:21, Reply)

that would be weird
you realise that even though I probably won't see many of these things that I will have them in my head and it will reduce me to a giggling mess when asked questions.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

If you say slankyflange, or name a song that, i'll buy you a pint
Can't say fairer than that
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)

a tempting offer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)

And I'll let you have 30% of the profits when you go global with it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:30, Reply)

most generous

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:30, Reply)

:(
That would be internet and radio bullying crossed off...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

anyone done it through the medium of dance yet?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Pfft, it's a word I've been saying for years before I even met you
Al's the one who misappropriated it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

whatever thread whore

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Yeah you go SISTA!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

You'll miss me when I'm gone
/ac
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Debatable

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

CRIPPLE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Not worth it
I'd get swallowed up by her cavernous clunge and lose by default.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I won't
I'll be really happy on my NON GAY BIKE.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

why have you bought two bikes?
the one you've shown us pics of and the non-gay one?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

*stamps foot*
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I'm surprised you
found a bike with a wide enough saddle for your massively wide arse
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I think the reason you don't ride a bike
is pretty obvious.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)

I'm lazy
and drive everywhere?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:25, Reply)

My 'band'
was on North West Tonight.
If we'd been on Grandada Reprots we'd have made it big, like Oasis and The Smiths. But we weren't. We were on BBC regional news, which is for shit bands.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)