on a similar note
i was driving into a petrol station a few weeks ago and there was this middle aged woman standing right in the way of me driving beside the available pump...i stopped, hoping she would hear me and move her 'change of life' arse out the fucking way.

she didn't

so i peeped the horn, not aggressively, more of a - "hurry up dear before i run you over"

and she barreled over to the car shouting abuse, flecks of spit and plaque firing in all directions....my 2 kids were in the car..which gives me carte blanche to cunt her in the fuck

i got out and just laughed in her face and told her to go and away

this had the same effect as a pint of water on a chip fan fire

i just laughed, put a tenner in and went on my way

if i had to, i would have kicked her in the cunt, the stupid old witch
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

that's basically exactly what I'm on about
fucking idiots.

fortunately, there are a couple of ways of dealing with it.
1. it is easy to take the moral high ground and act completely rationally which annoys the hell out of them
2. they are so easily offended that calling them bucket cunt or cum-sponge will make them apoplectic with rage
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

"cum-sponge"
has now been added to my weapons holster

:)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:52, Reply)

glad to help
I may have come up with that one myself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)