21st Century Rudeness
Rudeness is a human condition that changes with the fashions of the day.

Present day cuntery reaches its zenith with vacuous arsecandles who will sit and text away while you are having a 'conversation' with them. Now, i tried this, once, and i can assure you, it is impossible to text AND listen with any sort of interest to the person who you are with. the usual mumbling of 'mm', 'uh-uh', 'yip', are about as much as they can manage.

Obviously if a person is waiting on a message or has to return a message that is important, then fair enough....but this idle, tap tap tap, uh-uh, yeah, yip, mm-h drives me to distraction, even when i'm not directly involved. It's just totally fucking obnoxious.

.....and no, its not because i'm a boring twat...the main offenders are serial texters who send up to and beyong 100 texts a day, that contain about as much 'useful' information as a pube.

What other new fangled ways to be rude boils YOUR piss?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:07, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*Tappity*
Uh-huh.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Haha, she's not interested in you, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Similar vein
Meetings where people insist on using blackberries/whatever to e-mail. Except they're not half the time, I've seen people next to me playing games or browsing the web. They then ask pointless questions that wouldn't have come up had they been listening. Makes the meeting twice as long and even more boring you dumb fucks!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Seriously though
You know a date isn't going well when the lady is constantly on facebook on her iphone, or yapping on about her mate who looks like Kate Bush.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Never date a girl with an iPhone.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:21, Reply)

He takes what he can get.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)

edit
takes rapes what who get drug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Well
I've learned not to talk about my personal life on here- I'm fed up of being called a massive fibber.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:11, Reply)

are you sure you haven't learned that no one is interested because it's boring
and they just take the piss to get you to shut up and go away?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Dunno, really.
I kind of stopped caring to be honest.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

that's the best way

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

One thing
It has become very prevailent lately: Ignorant cumstains who just barge through doors then let them go on people following behind, without even looking. Usually the first to complain when it happens to them. Cuntrags.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:25, Reply)

people in shops
mostly middle-aged women, who seem to think that they have been granted some precendence over everyone else meaning that not only do they have right of way at all times, they don't have to say thank you if you get out the way, or they barge straight into you and then glare at you for daring to be in the way.

*gasp*

this happens to me so often that I've taken to saying, with increasing volume "no no, thank you! you fucking moron"

youth of today rude? bollocks, it's the middle-aged of today who are the problem
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

on a similar note
i was driving into a petrol station a few weeks ago and there was this middle aged woman standing right in the way of me driving beside the available pump...i stopped, hoping she would hear me and move her 'change of life' arse out the fucking way.

she didn't

so i peeped the horn, not aggressively, more of a - "hurry up dear before i run you over"

and she barreled over to the car shouting abuse, flecks of spit and plaque firing in all directions....my 2 kids were in the car..which gives me carte blanche to cunt her in the fuck

i got out and just laughed in her face and told her to go and away

this had the same effect as a pint of water on a chip fan fire

i just laughed, put a tenner in and went on my way

if i had to, i would have kicked her in the cunt, the stupid old witch
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:42, Reply)

that's basically exactly what I'm on about
fucking idiots.

fortunately, there are a couple of ways of dealing with it.
1. it is easy to take the moral high ground and act completely rationally which annoys the hell out of them
2. they are so easily offended that calling them bucket cunt or cum-sponge will make them apoplectic with rage
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

"cum-sponge"
has now been added to my weapons holster

:)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:52, Reply)

glad to help
I may have come up with that one myself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Not so much new fangled
but the yummy mummy and/or chav harlot brigade who think that the world owes them something just because they've managed to pop a screaming brat out of the STD-ridden cavern they call a fanny.

The amount of people I've had crash prams in to my ankles then had the temerity to tut at ME is astonishing, and it quite frankly makes me want to bash their brains in with the corpse of their newborn.

I don't though. I'm too polite to even tut back. *sighs*
(berk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I'm with you on this one too
they've managed something that 50% of the population of the world can manage, and that includes every animal, insect and all other species etc. the world does not owe them respect because of it.

first time mothers who suddenly think that they are wiser than everyone around them piss me off too as generally speaking the opposite is true.

fortunately my gf's sister happily admitted that she basically gave birth to her brain when she had her first
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:51, Reply)

My sister
has cheerfully admitted the same thing. Thank god - I think I would have had to cunt her in the fuck had she turned in to a moron, but she's bigger than me...
(berk, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Pubes contain
DNA, so are pretty useful if you wish to clone yourself (or others if they aren't your pubes)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)

i had thought of that
once i had posted...but DNA amplifiers aside, y'know
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:15, Reply)

I do have to argue the opposing side of this
I am perfectly capable of holding meaningful conversations both in person and via text at the same time.

If you have people saying "'mm', 'uh-uh', 'yip'" you aren't engaging them enough in the conversation you're just being a boring cunt.
(bill, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:47, Reply)

maybe
or

maybe i should throat chop the ignorant cunts, and then resume talking.

incontinence texting is a safety blanket for cunts who can't maintain a real conversation for more than 30 seconds

cunts, one and all.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:48, Reply)