Al is so fat
he doesn't need a belt he needs a bungee cord
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's true
but it comes in handy, I sometimes tie it to your nipples and go bungee jumping past your vagina when your aroused. It's better than jumping over Niagra falls.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

A lot more humid though, I'll wager.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

When your aroused?
FAIL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)

It's true, you do often fail to get aroused
due to the vast quantities of liquid required. I heard it only happens when you're connected to the mains water.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Until you sort out your grammar
I'm ignoring you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

*cries*
*super duper sadfaces*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)