PsychoChomp was asking for links to people who've failed Off Topic in an amusing way.
I found this one by I_Was_Mordred.

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post478707#answers-post-478731
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:21, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh man, I don't see this ending well
srsly, he'll get mad at you now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:25, Reply)

Part of me kind of hopes that he dies.
Not all of me, you understand. There's just a voice in the back of my mind that tells me the world would be a bit better off without I_Was_Mordred in it.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:27, Reply)

WOAH
let's just calm down here

that kind of crazy talk can have seeeeeeeerious consequences, I'm off back to /talk to whence I came
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:28, Reply)

I expect he'll be keen to tell me to fuck off in a bit.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:30, Reply)

My God!
But how will you deal with that? How? HOW?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:46, Reply)

You realise that combination of words can earn you a stepping, right?
You might want to blank some of them out in case I_Was_Mordred is having a hard time at the minute. Which it sounds like he is.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, Reply)

i think I_Was_Mordred is a pretty cool guy, he gets upset at the internet and doesn't afraid of anything

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:28, Reply)

Who needs to be afraid when you're 6 foot 2, yo?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:31, Reply)

why are all the buttons on this sham of a board the wrong way around?
i clicked i like this about 3 times before i manged to reply to you
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:32, Reply)

I imagine it'll get fixed once they realise our way is better.
Like the nested replies.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:33, Reply)

i don't even know what this place is for
it seems like the ideal sort of setup for food and pun treads and yet we have to suffer those on /talk
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:36, Reply)

What's a pun tread?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:37, Reply)

you really don't want to know

( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:44, Reply)

I think he was hilariously mocking your dropped 'h'

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:46, Reply)

how will i ever live that typo down mike?
:(
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:47, Reply)

every time i post here
they'll be all 'haha, it's that guy who missed an h out!'
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:48, Reply)

HAHA you cunt.
missing the 'h' and what not.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:51, Reply)

i've clicked i lke this on every post i've replied to
this just isn't working
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, Reply)

I'd recommend
A course in basic English. You'll be fixed in no time :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:57, Reply)

hello there!
why not come over to /talk?
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:58, Reply)

You'd just tell me to fuck off back to OT.
I haven't been on here without learning a thing or too, you scamp.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:00, Reply)

well, i just meant
why hide over here when /talk exists?
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:02, Reply)

To be honest
It's not my bag. I don't get on here as often as I used to and /talk moves too fast for me. I do lurk from time to time though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:04, Reply)

fair enough
this place moves far too slowly for me
( well, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:07, Reply)

*Firm handshakes all round*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 19:19, Reply)

You won't
We'll haunt you and mock you forever more. If we can be arsed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:53, Reply)

No I wasn't.
I was asking a perfectly serious question. On the internet. I might have been missing something, you know. New experiences and all that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:56, Reply)

There isn't even a popular page.
Why do they have an I Like This button?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:35, Reply)

Standard issue, innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:39, Reply)

6 foot 2?
Chrikey, I'd be worried.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 18:43, Reply)

What a fuckwit you are.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:21, Reply)

Upset much?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Upset? How? Just stating a fact.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Boo hoo...

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 18:09, Reply)

Duh - making a list of people who he considers didn't fit in is far more on the crying end of the scale. You'd probably agree but like most of the weak cunts here you are too scared to be seen NOT falling in to step with the big kids.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)