Hahaha
You went to a fetish party and had a Mars Bar?

Is there no depths to your depravity?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 15:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It was a choice between having a mars bar
and watching someone being trampled by a rather large lady wearing very spiked heels.

I was worried a lung might get punctured so I chose the mars bar.
( wanderlust, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Probably a wise choice
You could have ate the Mars Bar while watching the trampling of course.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)

This is true
but then I'd always associate chocolate with feet and I'm not sure that's something I'd like very much.
( wanderlust, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:10, Reply)

That would be a danger
Putting yourself off chocolate would be an Earth-shattering disaster for any lady.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:13, Reply)

that would be horrible
unable to enjoy chocolate without thinking of feet
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

CHOCOLATE FEET
WARNING:
While googleimagesearch without safesearch brings up this (SFW) you also get a black woman giving a footjob.

Naice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:16, Reply)

I never undersoot the whole foot fetish thing
but it takes all sorts i suppose
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Nah, I'm not down with foot fetishes
Or armpit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)

armpit fetishes?
DAMN YOU INTERNET!!!!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Probably has a technical name.
Intercrural is "between the thighs".
Gaysex in ancient greece.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I did not know this.
My knowledge of ancient Greece compared to ancient Rome is pitiful!
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Awesome
I intend to use this word at every available opportunity!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)