get a dictaphone

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Given my current trend for writing nawty stories
not the best thing to do at work sadly :(
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 20:49, Reply)

nawty?
EXCERPTS of GTFO
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:12, Reply)

It's not finished :(
It is an epic of epic proportions and I need to show it to my proofreader first...

/leaves by the fire escape
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Link to amazon listing in a few years
Hopefully I can afford it then
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)

We shall see.
I have a pen name and a proofreader and everything!
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Can you give me the gist of the nawty?
I have a filthy imagination.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Er... it's a little kinky.
Not sure if that's your bag but there is no actual sexy tiem in it as yet.
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:22, Reply)

meh
I'm game. Even if you already have a nom de plume, will you consider Derriere Du Fesse?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

I like that!
It could well work; I must admit I'm not 100% happy with it at the moment since I've come to a brick wall (please tell me the last little while has not been a temporary break in my almost constant writer's block). However, I am not lacking in inspiration of late...
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

If you speak minimal french
I assume the name satisfies the 'kink'
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:36, Reply)

I have a BA in French :)
the name makes me giggle!

I'm so mature...
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I only know a few words
'Fesse' being one of them
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)

Sweary French FTW
I'd be happy to teach you a few choice phrases!
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)

I work with a french girl
When things go wrong shes all "merde!"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I work with loads of Frenchies
and they teach me new and interesting ways to swear :D as well as sing dirty songs!
( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

good times

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)

I love my job :)

( Maladicta, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Or...
Use your finger like everyone else :)
(pizzaforcat ate some cement and HARDENED the FUCK UP on, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)