Ozzy Osbourne on an earthquake simulator.
Shall we form a lynch mob and cunt said harlot in the fuck?
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't think so.
I'm going to sit back and make snide comments instead.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:39, Reply)

*sharpens claws in readiness*
Sounds like a good course of action; perhaps she'll realise she's being a stupid whore.
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

pfft
she's not really after him, mind
well, he's not actually my man either so it wouldn't matter if she were

/meme
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Oh I seeeeeeeeee.
As you were. Carry on.
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)

*carries on*
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR HAIR
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)

It am all of the awesome.
A lot shorter, layered at the back, flicky side parting and in much better condition now the fried bits have been removed...
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I got mine cut recently, I hadn't cut my hair for 16 months and went to get the fried bits off and instead of an inch she cut off four
I thought I was going to throw up and cry loads on the way home
VERY upset

do you like yours?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:05, Reply)

99% yes. It needed the dead bits cutting off
(try to separate me from my GHDs and I will scratch your eyes out) and it's a lot shorter than I've had it for years, but I like the new parting especially :)

My mum made me have a bowl cut when I was 6 so I'm very protective of my length... *sympathy hugs*
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I always had short hair so I took it very hard, I see now why some women cry after cutting their hair *tiny sob*
I see that GHD is a styling company, do you use their products?
I bought a $150 Paul Mitchell straightener because I was tired of the normal ones never working on my hair.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)

I used their products as they came with the straighteners.
Now I just heat-protect the fuck out of it and deep-condition as often as I can :) they were £120 and I bought them with my very first payslip!
( Maladicta, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)