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There is so much scope for writing something interesting that's worth debating and it still comes back to this stupid picture.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:28, Reply)

( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:33, Reply)

You are tiring me with your incessant whinging you mongoloid meatpuppet. Some of us do enjoy these threads.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)

A much-needed cut and restyle and colour to follow before the weekend if I can get an appointment :)
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)

So do you now have transparent hair? Or some other non-matching combination of hairstyle and colour?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:37, Reply)

I'm trying to take a photo of it that isn't ludicrously unflattering and failing miserably...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Next thing you know, he'll want to install LEDs in the side of your head.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

I can light up like a Christmas tree! Yay!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:45, Reply)

but Steampunk would look good too. You'd have a head made of brass and you'd be able to vent steam through your ears.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Sounds awesome. I'm wanting purple ends to it since my boss is agreeable to pretty much anything I do to it (one of my colleagues has blue and white hair).
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:51, Reply)

( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Damn customer facing job; I'd be all purple about now if not for those pesky customers.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:58, Reply)

You could let them pop out between customers.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Most of the time I'm in my nice airconditioned office
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

I've only just been introduced to Steampunk, thanks to etsy
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I probably could get the circuitry small enough to have led hair. Would cause one hell of a tangle though!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)

*caresses new smoothness* Check your gmail, boy!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:56, Reply)

By the way, package is posted and two more of another nature will arrive here tomorrow by 1pm...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)

you could wire it up to a graphics-card and display images on it.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

. That's a very psychedelic picture. Just passing, and noticed.
/Coat?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Say, that's a shiny new L-plate you've got there. Mind if I stroke it?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:34, Reply)

And feel free to stroke the L plate of "lacking loquaciousness".
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)

So smooooooth...
Welcome to our humble abode.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Smoooooth...
Erm... I think I may have got my fingers tangled with someone else's.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Just returned from collecting a portable DVD player and a 15" lcd telly for the grand sum of ........... £15. Gotta love second hand ads!
Are we all well?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:46, Reply)

I'm as well as a brand new consumer electronics product.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:50, Reply)

What's made it even better is that there was one of those "Free with the daily mail" DVD's in the box and it was Wild Geese!
Fucking cock on!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Welcome. I prostrate myself before your awesomeness.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:52, Reply)

You're not putting your finger up there! Unless you buy me a drink first.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Drink sounds good though; I'll have a Corona with extra lime.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:00, Reply)

I have none. I must buy some tomorrow and rectify this. And see what else is on special offer.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Hobgoblin for all!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:12, Reply)

Tescos has two packets of Oreos for £2 though. Nom.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:14, Reply)

I am very much jealous of your second hand ad skillz. I must find some of my own. And some cash. Who knows what crap I could end up with! China replica of a PS3? Wooden iPhone holder? the possibilities are endless!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:04, Reply)

I'm gonna sell on the TV but I think I'll hand on to the DVD player as my Mum's got my good one atm. It's good to have for those dull moments at work :)
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:10, Reply)

toilet with realistic flushing sound?
Oh wait, that was from ebay.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Perhaps you could find a representation of China made out of PS3s.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:13, Reply)

How many PS3s would it take to make a life-size model of China?
You can't use mine. I like it too much. It is my black shiny friend.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:18, Reply)

What if you combined all their computing power. Imagine the games you'd be able to make with a China-full of PS3s working in parallel.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:24, Reply)

It would be incredible; you could simulate the WORLD.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:25, Reply)

( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:28, Reply)

It could well do... and then that one would contain a China-sized cluster of PS3s and so on until I get a headache.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Well, I'm still in work. Nearly 12 hours now, been doing nothing but scanning since 5:15.
Day is made even more boring by youtube being blocked.
Fuck.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:04, Reply)

It's application forms for *un-named company*.
I've been behind on them for weeks, and am having to stay behind after work to catch up!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Absolutely hate it because it always mangles things...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Luckily, it only kills one in about 200, so it's not so bad anymore!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:16, Reply)

I have to close the door to the room where it's kept so I can threaten it with rulers and call it a fucking cunt without the phone teams hearing it...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:17, Reply)

It causes it's operators to lose their temper, and is therefore not allowed to play with the other scanners.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I am its tamer and I have it kept separately so my colleagues don't see me go postal at it...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:28, Reply)

I now have a mental image of you with a whip and a slab of meat and a growling scanner with sharp teeth in the corner.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Don't they have automatic scanners where you just put all the forms on one big glorious pile and scan the lot of them in one go?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Except the scanner doesn't always register them and Gods forbid you put too many pages in at once; then it jams up and the driver has a shit-fit. And I have to call IT and get them to fix it.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:19, Reply)

And we have one. But it "only fits 50 sheets at a time".
Realistically, it's about 35, then I have to put more on. Now when you consider that I've scanned more than 2,700 tonight, why I'm close to killing someone!
Also, our scanner is in an open plan office, so I can't threaten it quite the way I want to!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Fucking hate admin. When we were backlogged I was scanning something like that a week.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:34, Reply)

But I was given a choice, either stay after work, or come in on a weekend.
Pretty easy choice really!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:36, Reply)

I'm having a week off at the moment and absolutely loving doing fuck all...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)

My next day off is August 20th, because I'm going on holiday!
Can't wait!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Am going to London next weekend and looking into Paris for August bank holiday :) where are you off to?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I'm off to Porta Del Carmen in Lanzarote. Not the greatest place I know, but it'll be my longest holiday (2 weeks) in 13 years.
Also, it's my last hurrah with a friend before she goes to Uni!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Itchy feet want to go back to Lausanne...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Well, that's it!
I've had enough.
Final scan count for tonight, 3,033!
See you all tomorrow!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Kristine here
I've had to change my name cos some harlot is trying to steal my man
what's shakin?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Shall we form a lynch mob and cunt said harlot in the fuck?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:30, Reply)

I'm going to sit back and make snide comments instead.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Sounds like a good course of action; perhaps she'll realise she's being a stupid whore.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

she's not really after him, mind
well, he's not actually my man either so it wouldn't matter if she were
/meme
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:46, Reply)

A lot shorter, layered at the back, flicky side parting and in much better condition now the fried bits have been removed...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I thought I was going to throw up and cry loads on the way home
VERY upset
do you like yours?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:05, Reply)

(try to separate me from my GHDs and I will scratch your eyes out) and it's a lot shorter than I've had it for years, but I like the new parting especially :)
My mum made me have a bowl cut when I was 6 so I'm very protective of my length... *sympathy hugs*
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I see that GHD is a styling company, do you use their products?
I bought a $150 Paul Mitchell straightener because I was tired of the normal ones never working on my hair.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Now I just heat-protect the fuck out of it and deep-condition as often as I can :) they were £120 and I bought them with my very first payslip!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)

I'm new around here too but I've had my shiny L stroked, which is a far, far better experience than anything else I've got to look forward to at home.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)

You're all welcome to stroke the L of loveliness :)
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:43, Reply)

My L never got used, signed up then forgot about it for a fortnight...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Alas, it was shed many moons ago. He did end up getting therapy, and has now moved on with life. He even works for the Samaritans in his spare time.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

You have a shiny Labia?
How very odd. You should get that seen to.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)

There are no relevant results when you type that into google (What? It had to be tried!)
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)

R.E.: Chocolate Feet.
This cover is the best thing ever. Apart from being slightly out of tune. Hmm.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)

We've discovered a gap in the market!
Should this just be a polished brass set of Labia, or would it also contain a steam-engine?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Your name is all new and shiny. It matches MrHappy's 'L'-plate.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I separated the shininess from the colour and forgot to take the colour into account.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:00, Reply)

You're offering cake in HSH. Have you got your trample proof clothes on?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)

What in the name of Sugary-Fluff is going on here then?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:09, Reply)

We're comparing colours, shininess and textures. Soon, we'll start on reflectivity and translucency.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)

this evening i've been more concerned with viscosity and solubility...
i've been preparing my motorbike for it's MOT (which is tomorrow), after 4 years off the road due to a penalty-induced hiatus...
insurance sorted for the end of this month, change of address on V5 sorted today. i've even polished my helmet...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Cake has been offered, I'm just about to make tea for people. Further observation will be required.
Hows things this evening Badgerio?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

for i have Lamb's Navy Rum (tm) and Coke (tm) "a l'americaine".
and a dash of lemon juice.
so i am well sorted, ta!
;-)
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:24, Reply)

I'm preening after an epic haircut, there is cake, and I want a beer. How be you Monsieur?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

had a wee smoke whilst i was fettling my bike down at my unit, whilst listening to the hard-blues-rock band practice across the way. i've had a lovely bbq'd chicken kebab salad to eat (cold leftover chkn) and a couple of R and C's and a bath. and i'm chillin' wid my 2 loverly gals. and you lot!!!
life is good!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

I am making rainbow cupcakes this week, for this weekend when I go to Laaahndaaahn. Need food colouring first though...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

They look good with white icing, too; gives a cloud effect!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:55, Reply)

It even matches my HSH-image!
A site for food-porn? Just when I thought we'd discovered a gap in the market for Steampunk Labia, along comes this unexpected oddity...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:47, Reply)

so I cook vicariously through the people who post!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Pretty much what I'll be doing all this week although considering switching the rum for a few very cold Coronas with lots of lime, lounging on the couch, arsing about on here and watching Two Pints.
And flailing. A lot.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:34, Reply)

real "saw" kinda grotty, subterranean and damp-ish. underneath the arch of an ex-railway bridge. big metal door, dodgy electrics etc. i'll measure it up and report, but it's pretty-damned big. and it's all mine for £115pcm. i reckon it must be 12M long, 9M wide and with an arch-radius of 7 or 8M.
i like it down there.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)

What are you going to do with it? I vote rave. I'll bring the glowsticks.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)

I have a LOT of tools and equipment.
like, seriously, chuffing LOADS of kit that i've gathered over the years. tools for:
bikes
cars
vans
building
welding
tiling
arborism
projecting
leadwork
stone-carving
joinery
home-brewing
landscaping
propping
incinerating
demolishing
engineering
...
TOO MUCH STUFF!
and a 1998 Honda Hornet 599
and a 1965 KMZ K750 Combination (ie. with side-car)
and a winter's worth of logs for the fire
...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)

That's a hell of a lot of stuff...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

i'll be fine when society breaks down...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

when the zombies come. With my Gattling crossbow what Pot made.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:04, Reply)

yeah, we'll be safe, with the big steel door and ting.
coolio!
bring on teh zombies!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

what you guys waiting for?
i'll even meet you off the train.
it's reet handy for the station...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Is there any lapsang souchong on the go?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I have regular, redbush, green and peppermint :)
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:40, Reply)

I can imagine the results of that would be somewhat messy...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

never heard it called that!
LOL's
what would pneumatic-tea be like?
or mechanical-tea?
or sonic-tea...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Yes. The rest, I do not know.
I'm saying electric tea like Bill Bailey says electric flapjack :)
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:04, Reply)

love bill bailey, but prefer bill hicks...
need to get a stereo set up under the arch, for when the band ain't practicing...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)

a constant source of inspiration in the modern world, in my humble opinion.
only today i regailed someone with the Terminator 2/love of cinema part, from "relentless" i think.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)

I fear that if he were around during the W presidency he would've thought that he'd died and gone to heaven ... at last, his prophecy had come true.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:19, Reply)

he would be having a field-day at the moment, no?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:22, Reply)

His tweets are bloody funny too!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

but for his dead-ness, I'm afraid.
Pancreatic cancer, 1994 (I believe?)
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)

yeah, imagine giving up smoking and drinking and then being diagnosed with no u-turn cancer. what a bugger!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

albeit less so. I especially like his stance on religion!
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:28, Reply)

LOL
gonna listen to bill hicks playlist tomorrow, all his stuff what i've got on random.
about 8 hrs, so a full working day.
productivity may be down a bit...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:38, Reply)

Nice of you to fill your head with b3ta-ness before you fill it with lessons.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Good to see you. How are you?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

go on, you know you wanna ;-)
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:24, Reply)

y'don't. That's our thing. and you don't have boobs to squish.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

i'm a big fella, doncha know.
just ask spakka.
am i not pert enough for ya?
20 bonus points for that referrence...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:41, Reply)

So would each nipple be made out of a lump of Ginger?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

want to go back to bed. Should go to school. Need to get up properly.
/forces self.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Now it's don't want to go to work...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

The bigwigs from our parent-company are coming in soon, and they want everyone to turn up at the start of the half-hour flexi-time we have.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:40, Reply)

I'm just bloody lazy and hate getting up! ;)
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Our head of production might actually have to wear something smarter than a faded t-shirt and shorts when the bigwigs come.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)

On my way with a big bucket of cold water with ice in...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

DOWN! The ice is for making sure VC is properly awake. Failing that, we just need to fling dirty socks at her.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)

*raids flatmate's room*
Yes sir. *sheepish* You can clearly read my mind.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:04, Reply)

shuttle being launched.
Live feed.
www.nasa.gov/55644main_NASATV_Windows.asx
16 mins
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:50, Reply)

Any idea on whether this shuttle's about to carry out an interesting mission?
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:56, Reply)

I was hoping it was going to the moon.
Or else to bounce away a giant ball of rubbish like in Futurama.
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

If it messes up, it could be landing near me! I keep trying to skip it forward so I can see the launch...
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:01, Reply)

that's me off to bed
;-)
enjoy
b69 x
( , Mon 13 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)
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