Wouldn't it be great if you were on your way to Los Angeles from Australia
but you couldn't get a direct flight and instead had to get a boat to Honolulu and then fly and Neil Diamond was on the same trip as you and when you asked him where he was going he could say "On the boat and on the plane, I'm coming to America!"

It'd be great that.




Yeah.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:35, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*steals Al's drugs*

( thealternativefact, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:36, Reply)

And of course the inflight meal
would be roast suckling pig. His pet pig. Rose. Crackling Rose.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

And he would insist on having an aisle by himself
because he's a solitary man.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

And talk to no-one.
After all, we don't talk anymore.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)

And i bet, before he deflowers a virgin
he likes to explain that "Girl, you'll be a woman soon"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:46, Reply)

And there were his words of consolation to Kaol
Thank the Lord for the night time.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)

This is awful.
I'll be in the carpark.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Hahaha,
that made me giggle.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

You sir,
are a homosexual.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I'm starting to miss becky
she would have started a thread by now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Stop whining
Start one.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)

I'm more of a reactive poster than a proactive one,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:56, Reply)

You're the anti-wormulus?

( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Pretty much,
it's wierd how we get on so well.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:02, Reply)

I think it's sweet.
Internet misfits, finding love.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:05, Reply)

awkward, sticky love

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:06, Reply)

balls
I think the crop of threads today has been satisfactory
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Mine was great.
In fact, it was perfect.
/Vipros
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)

:-P
I particularly enjoyed yours actually. I just wanted to share the results of my experiment, and incidental smugness just got in the way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:01, Reply)

get a room

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)

you'd like that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Only if you join us

( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:04, Reply)