The tip to getting away with murder,
is not to have a relationship in any way with your victim.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So just open the phonebook at random,
Shut your eyes and point?
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:28, Reply)

A phone book from another area of the country

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Milton Keynes?

( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Go for it,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I'm going to come to your house and
fuck you up with a fucking claw-hammer until you're dead, and wallow in the gore, masturbating furiously with your intestines wrapped around my rigid cock until I come, and then I'm going to flip open my mobile, calmly dial 999 and tell the operator exactly what I've done and where they can find me, then I'm going to walk out of the front door into the bright sunlight and sit in the garden, waiting, as the blood cakes and congeals slowly on my skin.


Sorry, what was the question?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:33, Reply)

This is winning so far.
Very much so.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 14:35, Reply)